Ace of Zombies RPG

[AwesomeGamingz]

BlackJesus finishes his triple cheese burger and stands up looking around he see's two men fighting each other which appears to be a 1v1 he goes over to the two men and asks them if they both want a triple cheese burger but since he got into the middle of the battlefield he only received a punch in the face he then runs away and digs a hole he sits in the hole in a pit of saddnes because he got a broken nose from the punch.

[Zekamalikyd]

mormon juses decides to spawn some water and make a little oasis and doesn't give a fuck about the 1v1, then finds the black jesus in the hole
"brother, are you a mormon yet?"

[AwesomeGamingz]

He looks up to see the faggot preacher and climbs out of his hole he then turns to the preacher "brother, are you a mormon yet?" BlackJesus then teleports to the little oasis to get away from the faggot.

[Zekamalikyd]

mormon juses decides to turn the oasis into auschwitz-birkenau

[[RUS] Vlad01]

"lol man yuore fucked" - said gen, when he sees a horde of the zombies, which comes to dannyboy's back.
then he got a random egg from the nearest nest and shooting to danny's diverted head, before hes started shooting with his imaginary SMG.
but gen didnt realised, that the horde coming from his back too..

brb ill continue tomorrow

[Fleischgeruch]

dannyboy contracts his whole face and spits out the yellow embryo before going full apeshit and pressing on the trigger with all his finger power he secretly obtained from adventures with JJohny's mom.
However, right after shooting the first 2 bullets, the gun jams since it's filled up with sand.
The first bullet misses but the second hits gen right in the right hip, causing a minor bleeding. Swearing more than a 5 year old should be able to, he throws the SMG to the ground and proceeds by throwing sand at gen until losing his balance from being dizzy and falls on the ground.
He immediately feels something resembling a cow stampede from the vibrations on the ground. He lifts his head up, and is supprised, amused and intidimated by a horde of zombies about 500m away slowly limping towards them from the North and South.
Looking around in panic he sees a strange human-like thing in the distance running towards the lone zombie to the East.

[DrDeuce]

Welp. I went away for a couple of hours. Then this happened.

Mother. of. God.

What have I stepped into? It's sticky and seems to be trying to eat me! Gaaaah!

[AwesomeGamingz]

BlackJesus teleports away from the concentration camp and the preacher now he is in a desert running away from a horde of zombies while eating another triple cheese burger he soon see's a cave in the distance and decides to hide in it which results in more zombies coming out of the cave to eat his brain but instead of running he used his operator powers to teleport away to a small tree where a 1 v 1 had finished and since he is lucky there were two more fucking hordes of zombies trying to chew his fucking brains.

[gen]

after long time jjohny finally manages to wrestle the shit out of single zombie left alone without noticing that thatsjuststupid fell of his back
however with his hyper hearing he manages to hear his long lost brother dannyboy swearing and about 400 zombies coming at him and some crumbled person lying on the ground
fueled by manly spirit he manages to run downhill to help his friend, grabbing thatsjuststupid on his way and placing him on his back

[VerstehIchNicht]

fleisy wakes up. "were is jjohny ;____;" searching for his companion he finds that one lone nade. within one moment he hears loud growling and shoots. he approaches the sound and sees his buddy dannyboy and some ugly joking guy fighting both sourrounded by an horde of zombies. "let s hepl our frinds!" he shouts and throws the nade between the zombies. its explodes and makes a way free for dannyboy and the ugly joking guy. fleisy shouts "hurika" and "runnnnnnn!!!!1!" then he sees jjohny with someone on his back approaching dannyboy.

[Zekamalikyd]

mormon juses turns the zombies into mormons that have 4 wives each and fuck like rabbits, having 8 kids from each wife while destroying auschwitz-birkenau, and taking away black jesus's op status, and building a bedrock house for him with no door XD

[AwesomeGamingz]

BlackJesus gives BlackJesus op status and teleports to gen and punches him in the face cause his jokes suck and teleports to Paris to eat some cheese burgers.

[potifi]

thatsjuststupid realises that he cant move his legs, he starts to panic and fells off jjohny's back and breaks his arm too

[Fleischgeruch]

"were is jjohny ;____;"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV4xo_rF-oo
No more fucking teleporting/extreme magics/other total BS that ruins the game pls or if you do go live by yourself somewhere in an alternate universe.
Since OP is a noob I vote for me and gen to handle the game mechanics and rules. I've been instructed to make a large post with all the characters in the tree area being affected as a 'checkpoint' post.
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The sun has set, the temperature rapidly sinks.
Dannyboy gets the chills as the now combined group of 500 zombies approaches the reunited players closer and closer. Pixelated sweat runs down this face and he drinks it eagerly. His self-consumption is abrupted as he feels an ear-shattering sound somewhere near him and sees entrails flying around. He sees a small disruption in the ranks of the zombies which are now only 100m away from them. Sadly the damage was minimal, as most of the zombies in the blast radius are still able to move around even without legs.
JJohny, his homo urges no longer concealable, tries to embrace dannyboy and thatsjuststupid, however is then reminded by dannyboy that this is not some homonsexlual parade where talk about friends and love and they all have jobs to do. Thatsjuststupid with his broken arm and injured feet starts crying hysterically as he suspects the team has to leave him behind with the unconscious shot gen as food bait. Dannyboy looks over the situation with his ice-cold steel logic gangsta mind.
- The young fool fleisy who just wasted a grenade is still capable of raising minor amounts of noise thus being a distraction for ~100 zombies. He also has 50 blocks stored.
- Dannyboy and JJohny, both military veterans trained in gorilla warfare would be capable of holding off zombies for about 2 minutes with their trusty spades before being overrun OR fight their way through the ring of zombies surrounding them should one section of it be weakened enough.
- Dannyboy is no longer capable of prolonged physical combat or sprinting.
-JJohny is also tired from sprinting in the desert with thatsjuststupid on his back.
- gen's unconsciousness is rather from the shock of being so aggressively treated rather than actual injury. His blood loss however is steady and will likely kill him in 4-5 hours. He smells deliciously of blood and is the major attention magnet of the bunch.
- The clogged up SMG can be fixed in about 1 minute, it has 28 bullets in it.
- There's also the option of building around the tree a bit and climbing to the top, hoping the zombies will not dig into it and will go away.

He shares his ideas with the group around him and begins a debate on abortion what would be the best course of action.

[gen]

ugh where did you get idea that i want to push this shit forward jus let it die instead of looking like baka jus wait for SHTF
there are completely no rules, no input from op, setting is complete bullshit and so
and you were the one that rejected the idea of a bit more free will in SHTF with set alghorytms and rules

also, its not ttgl but a gundam in this sig you ignorant fcuk chek your anime priveleges