Ace of Zombies RPG

[DrDeuce]

It was another cold, grey day in the highlands of randomgen. A small Blue outpost overlooked the river which marked the beginning of the Green territory. A lookout suddenly noticed three figures stumbling up the hill.

He alerted the post's captain, and they sent out a squad to check if they were escaped prisoners from the Green territory, or if they were an enemy group. These figures were covered in blood, appearing to have decaying flesh. One grabbed the captain, biting savagely into his neck. The squad sent out started firing, but more of these undead horrors were approaching from within the Blue lands.

Whatever was happening it was not good.

tl;dr ZAMBIES ARE ATTACKIN'!

Set in Ace of Spades 0.75/0.76, a mysterious plague has wiped out most of the forces of Green and Blue, their respective governments collapsing in the process. Choose a team. Will you join with your arch-enemies to destroy the zombie menace, or will you continue to annihilate the inferior race?

Character 'She

Name:
Military Rank (irrelevant; contributes to background):
Age:
Bio (optional):
Team:
Weapon:

Rules

Once you are killed, you become a zombie. You can stay that way, or you can create a new character.

You cannot kill another player on your team, unless they agree to it (e.g >Deuce1: I injure Deuce 2 by accident/on purpose. Deuce 2: Help! I'm bleeding! But I manage to crawl away and escape/I die and turn into a zombie).

No godmode, abuse, 'votekicking' (lol) etc etc.

You can 'build' fortifications or trenches and live in them if desired.

You 'spawn' in randomgen, but from there can move to other maps if you like. :P

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I'll start...

Name: Arlo Deucington
Military Rank (irrelevant; contributes to background): Captain
Age: 25
Bio (optional): Arlo was assigned right on the front lines, and oversaw fort construction and trench digging. When the first zombies arrived at his post, he escaped by the skin of his teeth. He's been trekking around the hills for the past few days with a bad leg trying to find survivors.
Team: Green
Weapon: Rifle.

*Arlo gets to the top of a hill, taking out his binoculars and looks around. Still can't see anyone. He sets up his little gas stove and starts to make some soup - the second last can he has left. He hopes that he'll be able to find somebody alive around here - although hopefully not somebody from the Blue Team...

[Fleischgeruch]

Name: dannyboy123
Military Rank (irrelevant; contributes to background): Coproreal
Age: 5
Bio (optional): dannyboy123 grew up/still grows in an autistic children's home spending his days watching MLP, using his asshole to write and type and banging his teammates' moms. His troubled childhood also has to do with his parents being jackasses.
Team: Dai-Gurren
Weapon: Pure fighting spirit

Dannyboy slowly crawls out of his 1x1 wide hole, giggling like a retard as his goal of staying hidden for 48 hours has been accomplished. Suddenly he realizes that his best handicapped friend, JJohny is nowhere to be found. Ignoring the voices of his jackass mom, telling him to go to bed, inside his head, he runs forward into the sunset with no regrets, screaming 'WE ARE USA!!!''.

[gen]

Name: JJohny
Military Rank (irrelevant; contributes to background): Genreal
Age: 9
Bio (optional): ledaer of marxman snipers army is a genreal has good shoting skills nad building skills aims to be good competevit clan like usa and so
Team: Dai_Gurren
Weapon: dannyboy123

jjohny walks around in mission to find dannyboy123 and omg what happens he DOES FIND HIM :OOO
jjohny waves and shouts to dannyboy123

[DrDeuce]

._.

[Fleischgeruch]

Dannyboy glares at JJohny as they are finally reunited on A1 square.
'Who teh hlel do u tihnk i m??!??!11' he screams in his high-pitched manly voice, ready to combine.

[gen]

jjohny rushes to dannyboy, bends over, and forces dannyboy to sit on his shoulders creating great tengen danny jjohny lagann powered only by manly fighting spirit, ready to take on whoever wants to approach him

[VerstehIchNicht]

Name:fleisy
Military Rank (irrelevant; contributes to background):fuhrer
Age:10
Bio (optional): 0-3: nothing, 3-6: kindergarden, 6-10: kindergarden
Team:his own
Weapon:speling

fleisy spawns in the desert. "were am i ????!". on the top of the next hill he sees people. they seems to be jjohny and dannyboy, his old playground buddys. he digs himself in and starts making his 1x2 way to them.

[Zekamalikyd]

and this became ssw playground

[gen]

jjohny notices with his eagle mind eye a person on desert down the hill and rushes to his help
HOWEVER dannyboy was too distracted by something so when he started to rush dannyboy got so mad he jumped from his back and jjohny tripped over and started falling down the hill, landing just before fleisy

dannyboy is nowhere to be foumnd

[VerstehIchNicht]

fleisy hears big rumble above him. he immediately digs up. he sees jjohny and starts shouting. "hai faggot waddup yo were is dannyboy". jjohny shrouds and says. "idk xDDDD lets serch him". so they search.

[Zekamalikyd]

name: mormon juses
military rank: son of mormon gawd
age: 12371489723985345
bio:

video bio ftw
team: lnorzw/bonrz
weapon: latter day saints

mormon juses tries to convert everyone to mormonism

[AwesomeGamingz]

Name: BlackJesus
Military Rank: Private
Age: 50
Bio: 30 Years in the army and he still hasnt been promoted the reason is - HE IS A FUCKING RETARD WHO DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SHOOT A GUN - from his superior - He thinks he has godly powers, he thinks he can fly and shoot dildos out of his butt but does he know its just a lie!
Team: Lonerz Witz Bonerz

BlackJesus just sits in a corner waiting for his dildos to come out of his butt........
After a while he stands up and walks around to find any sign of life.
In his brain (what do humans look like?).

[Fleischgeruch]

dannyboy, distraught over no longer being brotherly combined starts tearing up as he realizes he's in the middle of nowhere in a desert. Upon trying to get up, he realizes that he ripped his skin while falling, and has difficulty walking. As he limps into the direction of where JJohny was rolling last time he saw him, he hears deep moaning from behind, not quite lewd but still arousing. Just as his miniature drill is about to pierce the heavens of his underwear, he turns around and sees that it is actually a decaying walking corpse, very closely resembling Cowie.
Without losing the elevation of his manhood, he turns around and runs, limping, into a random direction squealing like a navy seal.

[Zekamalikyd]

mormon juses is still trying to convert everyone to mormonism

[gen]

jjohny completely broken down with the fact he lost his bro gets fleisy with him and goes on an adventure trying to find dannyboy again
he doesnt
when they are tired as fuck they make a camp by some hill just to discover that someone on top of that hill is making a soup from his second last can
they are too tired to go to this someone so they wait to see what happens and jjohny falls asleep
in his sleep he can see a strange figure telling him to convert to mormonism so he instantly wakes up