Forum competition! Final round has started!

[gen]

ハードたわごとは、そのように、色がカルマカルマカルマカメレオンはなぜ緑私あなたもあなたと赤、緑、金、それは私には夢のようだったときに来行くのは簡単だろう吸う愛する私に来ることを行っている下劣な男GENこんにちは死、赤に名前を変換するために、金はそんなにクソ一生懸命あなたがすでにしようとして停止することができ、私はこの競争に勝つしようと思って私のペニスを吸うことを試みることができる死である

[Teeth]

ハードたわごとは、そのように、色がカルマカルマカルマカメレオンはなぜ緑私あなたもあなたと赤、緑、金、それは私には夢のようだったときに来行くのは簡単だろう吸う愛する私に来ることを行っている下劣な男GENこんにちは死、赤に名前を変換するために、金はそんなにクソ一生懸命あなたがすでにしようとして停止することができ、私はこの競争に勝つしようと思って私のペニスを吸うことを試みることができる死である

Karma karma karma karma chameleon!!! Yes.

[Zekamalikyd]

here's my essay:

I've been alone with you, inside my mind. And in my dreams I've kissed your lips, a thousand times. I sometimes see you pass outside my door. Hello! Is it me you're looking for? I can see it in your eyes, i can see it in your smile. You're all I've ever wanted and my arms are open wide. cause you know just what to say and you know just what to do And I want to tell you so much... I love you. I long to see the sunlight in your hair And tell you time and time again, how much I care. Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow. Hello! I've just got to let you know Cause I wonder where you are, and I wonder what you do Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you!?. Tell me how to win your heart, for I haven't got a clue. But let me start by saying... I love you.

[Fleischgeruch]

here's my essay:

I've been alone with you, inside my mind. And in my dreams I've kissed your lips, a thousand times. I sometimes see you pass outside my door. Hello! Is it me you're looking for? I can see it in your eyes, i can see it in your smile. You're all I've ever wanted and my arms are open wide. cause you know just what to say and you know just what to do And I want to tell you so much... I love you. I long to see the sunlight in your hair And tell you time and time again, how much I care. Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow. Hello! I've just got to let you know Cause I wonder where you are, and I wonder what you do Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you!?. Tell me how to win your heart, for I haven't got a clue. But let me start by saying... I love you.

Looks like someone faced their fears.

[Dare]

ハードたわごとは、そのように、色がカルマカルマカルマカメレオンはなぜ緑私あなたもあなたと赤、緑、金、それは私には夢のようだったときに来行くのは簡単だろう吸う愛する私に来ることを行っている下劣な男GENこんにちは死、赤に名前を変換するために、金はそんなにクソ一生懸命あなたがすでにしようとして停止することができ、私はこの競争に勝つしようと思って私のペニスを吸うことを試みることができる死である

Karma karma karma karma chameleon!!! Yes.

Inb4 someone said to speak english on forums. Nasrat tohle nebudu překládat.

[ZaPhobos]

Side-note, I do not actually know how to read japanese, chinese, canontese, mandarin chinese, tagalog, or any of the sort.

You're on your own.

[Dare]

here's my essay:

I've been alone with you, inside my mind. And in my dreams I've kissed your lips, a thousand times. I sometimes see you pass outside my door. Hello! Is it me you're looking for? I can see it in your eyes, i can see it in your smile. You're all I've ever wanted and my arms are open wide. cause you know just what to say and you know just what to do And I want to tell you so much... I love you. I long to see the sunlight in your hair And tell you time and time again, how much I care. Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow. Hello! I've just got to let you know Cause I wonder where you are, and I wonder what you do Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you!?. Tell me how to win your heart, for I haven't got a clue. But let me start by saying... I love you.

Come on... this is some kind of heartbreaking part of some novel.

Didn't you CTRL+C and CTRL+V this from somewhere?
Because i asked to post your own made essays.

[Zekamalikyd]

[Dare]

+2 points
gen you suck

[gen]

id like to remind you that this was an actual essay that made sense but i translated it both ways few times and i got death that can be trying to suck dick

[Henper]

no one cares?

[Dare]

id like to remind you that this was an actual essay that made sense but i translated it both ways few times and i got death that can be trying to suck dick

So it supposed to be funny ? Yeah i've had fun reading it but it's not what i wanted ... so this isn't counted you can write something else or... i don't know... do whatever you want.

Arkger and bullets didn't send me rating yet the First round is postponed untill tomorrow (actually today because today is 23/12)

[Dare]

UPDATE:
I've hired new "support member" of Jury - AsianGuy as Mr. Epicness.
Arkger should send me the rating today so i can count the points for all participants.

dare- 8
zeka- 6
nova- 7
jdrew- 9
demo- 5
VershehIchNicht- 8
Electrix- 6
gen- 4
razor- 5
extra- 7
Fyunix- 6
teeth- 5
Somnium- 8
Fleischy- 3
death- 2

Zeka recieved +2 points for posting that translate of gen's self-glorifying essay.

This is the narration from Fyunix:

Well, my avatar is Mary karukoza, a 1/4 medusa and 3/4 human girl, she appears like a 14 year old girl, but is 140 years old. Because she is partly medusa she can paralyse people for some time, but doesn't use this much because of her mother, who died trying to turn someone to stone who was bullying Mary. Since her mothers death, Mary has been very shy and living alone in a forest caring for flowers.

-Mary has white hair
-She has pink eyes
-She has a pink ribbon in her hair
-She wears a blue dress with a white apron, as a child she wore a pink dress.
-She also sometimes wears a green hoodie, given by Seto, the first human Mary met after her mothers death.

[bullets]

Fleischgeruch - 8, essay was a fun read and I remember somewhere someone saying it was hand-drawn.
Demo123 - 8, the style of the cartoon was nice, yet not hand-drawn, and the essay was well formatted.
Teeth - 7, Mech is pretty cool, drawing style is pretty great, essay was a bit too long.
Somnium - 7, a bit too much to read in the essay, but the drawing style worked out with it.
razor10000 - 8, the monochrome theme suited the picture and stype, essay was also good.
jdrew - 7, the style of the avatars drawing... Let's just say it wasn't my thing, essay was good.
zeka - 6, the avatar might of got the job done but the lyrics for 'hello' by Lionel Richie didn't cut it. Lol.
Ayenova - 5, no essay in sight, but the avatar at east got you a 5.
Death - 4, don't see an essay...
Fyunix - 4, yet again no essay, remember when people used to write words? I don't.
Gen - -69, it's what he would of wanted.
Electrix - 3, no essay, and the fact that your avatar is c1ark's old signature.
extra - 4, if all the people who didn't write had a braincell, it would be lonely :P.
Dare - 9, essay was really good and the avatar matched up to it.

Sorry if I missed anyone.

[Fyunix]

Fyunix - 4, yet again no essay, remember when people used to write words? I don't.

Post above yours by Dare has my essay.