If the avatar of the person above you...

[ZaPhobos]

Wield my pillow in a mildly threatening manner, then drop the facade as I throw my clock, then beat with drawing board.

[Peanut]

invite to bed

[valkyriiking]

introduce to a woodchipper :D

[Teeth]

Choke him with his tie

[valkyriiking]

Invite to my bed then rape it hehhehe

[Teeth]

Cut his dick off and stick it up his bumhole

[CommieBuffalo]

Watch while eating popcorn.

[Zekamalikyd]

give more popcorn and eat along with him

[Teeth]

Take out the poop-covered pene and throw it into the bucket of popcorn that commiebuffalo and zeka are sharing

[Zekamalikyd]

yell "fucking rude", throw the popcorn bucket at its head and get another popcorn bucket

[Peanut]

watch all this happen

*hear laughs from inside the woodchipper*

[ZaPhobos]

It's time for genocide.


Realize that the puny amount of radiation is significantly less than even a standard airport security scanner, but shield myself with my bed sheets, pick it up with some gloves and tongs, and put it in a glass jar before contacting authorities.

[Peanut]

Cry and ask why everybody hates peanuts.
What could I ever do?

[MrHaaax]

Be a delicious food.
Om nom nom, radioactivity tastes like peanut butter! Om nom nom

[Peanut]

fuck you i will get you eventually