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[Sung to the tune of thelivingtombstone's remix]
[Intro]
Oh-whoa, whoa, whoa,
Oh-whoa, whoa, whoa,
Oh-whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
[x2]
First, we thought beating Blue to be an easy feat
Some noobs to be had, real easy to defeat
But then we found the truth; they're really a force and not a treat
They went from noobs, yeah, to snipers and some beasts
Every time we shoot, a bullet in our head
Blue Team, Blue Team, what we gonna do?
Got some snipers on our tail
Gotta hide, we gotta build
Blue Team, Blue Team, if they're after you
Cannot run, we cannot flee,
We gotta build, why don't you see?
Blue Team, Blue Team, they're just a bad, bad, team
Oh-whoa, whoa, whoa,
Oh-whoa, whoa, whoa,
Oh-whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
[x2]
Trying to defend, we know it isn't right
But as the mighty Green, we've really gotta fight
"Oh take our intel" then we'll have some peace again
But for now we cannot let that happen again
Every time we shoot, a bullet in our head
Blue Team, Blue Team, what we gonna do?
Got some snipers on our tail
Gotta hide, we gotta build
Blue Team, Blue Team, if they're after you
Cannot run, we cannot flee,
We gotta build, why don't you see?
Why so clean? Why so blue?
Why no plan and why no coup?
Can't it be less? How did we offend?
Are we this bad? Is this how it all ends?
Blue Team, Blue Team, they're just a bad bad,
Blue Team, Blue Team, they're just a bad bad,
Blue Team, Blue Team, they're just a bad bad team
[Lengthy synthesizer solo]
Oh-whoa, whoa, whoa,
Oh-whoa, whoa, whoa,
Oh-whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
[x4]
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