"The story of AoS" a shitty poem

The commercial [Steam] version of Ace of Spades, remade by Jagex.
Incompatible with AoS Classic.
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Voxel1ty
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"It needs hardware better than the human brain"

I hate to break this to you, but the minimum processor requirement, a Pentium 4...came out in 2000. That's 12 plus years ago.

Yeah, the specs are higher than the original but a Pentium 4? Pfffft. My grandma has a P4...that she keeps on her shelf...as a COLLECTOR'S ITEM.
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At first I saw just the word image now im to lazy to read ha ha
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All processors are faster than the human brain. Also, those are the crappiest rhymes I've ever seen. Not all poems need to rhyme; in fact most poems not written by Shel Silverstein don't. Rhyming is fine, but you shouldn't try so hard to get one that the resulting stanza makes no sense.
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White Hot wrote:
All processors are faster than the human brain. Also, those are the crappiest rhymes I've ever seen. Not all poems need to rhyme; in fact most poems not written by Shel Silverstein don't. Rhyming is fine, but you shouldn't try so hard to get one that the resulting stanza makes no sense.
"The story of AoS" a shitty poem
Dontchu ever read?
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Space Inspader wrote:
White Hot wrote:
All processors are faster than the human brain. Also, those are the crappiest rhymes I've ever seen. Not all poems need to rhyme; in fact most poems not written by Shel Silverstein don't. Rhyming is fine, but you shouldn't try so hard to get one that the resulting stanza makes no sense.
"The story of AoS" a shitty poem
Dontchu ever read?
I know. It's just soooooooo shitty.
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Voxel1ty wrote:
"It needs hardware better than the human brain"

I hate to break this to you, but the minimum processor requirement, a Pentium 4...came out in 2000. That's 12 plus years ago.

Yeah, the specs are higher than the original but a Pentium 4? Pfffft. My grandma has a P4...that she keeps on her shelf...as a COLLECTOR'S ITEM.
Not everyone can afford a good computer.
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P$ is now classified as good???? Green_Surprised2 Green_Septic Green_Surprised2
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