Happy 9/11 \:D/

[EldredChandler]

No 'political points' have been made...

Don't you have some ASM work to do or something?

Not at the moment, no...

I even quoted the political opinion for you. Also, you should get right on that ASM work, since you couldn't identify a simple Fizzbuzz.

[VladVP]

No 'political points' have been made...

Don't you have some ASM work to do or something?

Not at the moment, no...

I even quoted the political opinion for you. Also, you should get right on that ASM work, since you couldn't identify a simple Fizzbuzz.

I'm so sorry that I never played it as a child, because we don't have it here.

[EldredChandler]

I'm so sorry that I never played it as a child, because we don't have it here.

What the fuck are you talking about? You seem to be confused, ASM is code, not a game. You know, the code you claimed to be writing at 13.

[gen]

woah elderd stop deralining every thread you see vlad in ok

[VladVP]

I'm so sorry that I never played it as a child, because we don't have it here.

What the fuck are you talking about? You seem to be confused, ASM is code, not a game. You know, the code you claimed to be writing at 13.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fizz_buzz
"Fizz Buzz" is a game for children.

Spoiler:

Code: Select all

;If you really want me to solve that, then here's something I wrote in 5 minutes (not tested)

mov eax, 0
mov ebx, 0
mov ecx, 0

:loop
inc eax

mov ebx, eax
mod ebx, 3
cmp ebx
iz fizz

mov ebx, eax
mod ebx, 5
cmp ebx
iz buzz

mov [results+ecx], eax
inc ecx
goto loop

:fizz
mov [results+ecx], 'f' ;whatever, you get it
inc ecx
goto loop

:buzz
mov [results+ecx], 'b'
inc ecx
goto loop

[VladVP]

oops, the "iz" instruction is supposed to be jz

[StackOverflow]

I'm so sorry that I never played it as a child, because we don't have it here.

What the fuck are you talking about? You seem to be confused, ASM is code, not a game. You know, the code you claimed to be writing at 13.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fizz_buzz
"Fizz Buzz" is a game for children.

Spoiler:

Code: Select all

;If you really want me to solve that, then here's something I wrote in 5 minutes (not tested)

mov eax, 0
mov ebx, 0
mov ecx, 0

:loop
inc eax

mov ebx, eax
mod ebx, 3
cmp ebx
iz fizz

mov ebx, eax
mod ebx, 5
cmp ebx
iz buzz

mov [results+ecx], eax
inc ecx
goto loop

:fizz
mov [results+ecx], 'f' ;whatever, you get it
inc ecx
goto loop

:buzz
mov [results+ecx], 'b'
inc ecx
goto loop

And yet you couldn't even figure it out even after 3 hours and continuous hints. Please stop embarrassing yourself. ty

[VladVP]

What the fuck are you talking about? You seem to be confused, ASM is code, not a game. You know, the code you claimed to be writing at 13.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fizz_buzz
"Fizz Buzz" is a game for children.

Spoiler:

Code: Select all

;If you really want me to solve that, then here's something I wrote in 5 minutes (not tested)

mov eax, 0
mov ebx, 0
mov ecx, 0

:loop
inc eax

mov ebx, eax
mod ebx, 3
cmp ebx
iz fizz

mov ebx, eax
mod ebx, 5
cmp ebx
iz buzz

mov [results+ecx], eax
inc ecx
goto loop

:fizz
mov [results+ecx], 'f' ;whatever, you get it
inc ecx
goto loop

:buzz
mov [results+ecx], 'b'
inc ecx
goto loop

And yet you couldn't even figure it out. Please stop embarrassing yourself. ty

Stack, you can't just compile some C# code, tell your compiler to spit it out as asm, and then expect people to figure it out instantly.

[StackOverflow]

Umm, I didn't? ASM != MSIL. Please learn what you're talking about before you speak. Again, you're embarrassing yourself.

[VladVP]

http://pastebin.com/Lkm1Q30C
According to Eldred, that is a so-called "Fizz Buzz"...

117 lines of code... the writing of the strings "butt" and "cake"... I'm sorry but I find that very confusing...

Unless, of course I've misunderstood everything, and has failed at life.

[StackOverflow]

You are full of contradictions.

First you say C#/.NET is "complicated".

Then you start talking about webchat being written in PHP.

Then you miraculously outdid yourself yet again by claiming to have been "writing ASM since you were a 'youngster'" (12 years old, apparently). Spoiler: if you're 15, you're still a "youngster".

Then you couldn't even solve a basic ASM FizzBuzz problem after 3 hours of effort and constant clues. Yet you say "Fizz Buzz is a game for children." Congratulations, you don't even have the supposed intellect of a child, according to your own standards.

Here's some insight: FizzBuzz is commonly used in interviews to filter out unsuited programmers. You didn't get the job.

tl;dr Don't try to talk down to others if you aren't going to be able to properly back up your claims or even be able to display an ounce of the amount of intellect you claim to have. You are simply embarassing yourself.

http://pastebin.com/Lkm1Q30C
According to Eldred, that is a so-called "Fizz Buzz"...

117 lines of code... the writing of the strings "butt" and "cake"... I'm sorry but I find that very confusing...

Unless, of course I've misunderstood everything, and has failed at life.

You did.

[EldredChandler]

>Claims to know programming
>Doesn't know what a Fizzbuzz is

Dude come on, I don't code but even I know that.

[VladVP]

>Claims to know programming
>Doesn't know what a Fizzbuzz is

Dude come on, I don't code but even I know that.

>Knows a children's game
>Mocks someone who comes from a country where they don't have any equivalent, for not knowing it

[StackOverflow]

>Claims to know programming
>Doesn't know what a Fizzbuzz is

Dude come on, I don't code but even I know that.

>Knows a children's game
>Mocks someone who comes from a country where they don't have any equivalent, for not knowing it

It's not exactly a "game". So I'd stop that claim if I were you. Also, it's not like it's something that's region-based, it's used internationally.

[EldredChandler]

>Knows a children's game
>Mocks someone who comes from a country where they don't have any equivalent, for not knowing it

Again, it's not a game. Any self respecting programmer can solve them.