[Game] Last Post Wins!!

[VladVP]

So today I went to a barber(I guess that's the word used in English) and apparently he had Alzheimer. I gave the usual instructions(cut out the sides, a little less on the front and avoid cutting the hair in the back of the head), and initially he got them right, but them his Alzheimer's kicked in and he began to furiously wreck and cut every piece of hair he could find as if it had brutally raped his mother, wife and child with a wooden dildo while he was forced to watch, and now I have the haircut of a 3-year-old infant.

Goddamnit.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[[RUS] Vlad01]

Like this?

Anyways we have same shit in Russia lel

[CaptainCake]

Cmon guys, dont be mean to CommieBuffalo. He has the stupid hair looking desease that makes girls to stay away from him.. Dont be mean.

[VladVP]

Like this?

Anyways we have same shit in Russia lel

That is actually a monkey... not an ape.

[CaptainCake]

Like this?

Anyways we have same shit in Russia lel

That is actually a monkey... not an ape.

They just look the same

[ZEB 99]

Shave bald and get a bar code tatto in the back of your head and go around as a hit man.

[CommieBuffalo]

So today I went to a barber(I guess that's the word used in English) and apparently he had Alzheimer. I gave the usual instructions(cut out the sides, a little less on the front and avoid cutting the hair in the back of the head), and initially he got them right, but them his Alzheimer's kicked in and he began to furiously wreck and cut every piece of hair he could find as if it had brutally raped his mother, wife and child with a wooden dildo while he was forced to watch, and now I have the haircut of a 3-year-old infant.

Goddamnit.

Pics or it didn't happen.

I am unable and unwilling to give an actual pic, but I hope this approximation and later the artistic representation will help you picture it:
Approximation:


Artistic representation:

Like this?

Anyways we have same shit in Russia lel

That one has a tail, therefore it is a monkey. Great Apes like us, CHimps, gorillas and ourangutangs have no tail.

Shave bald and get a bar code tatto in the back of your head and go around as a hit man.

Yeeeah, the job of hitman has some bad stigma around here, I'm afraid I can't do that.

[CaptainCake]

So today I went to a barber(I guess that's the word used in English) and apparently he had Alzheimer. I gave the usual instructions(cut out the sides, a little less on the front and avoid cutting the hair in the back of the head), and initially he got them right, but them his Alzheimer's kicked in and he began to furiously wreck and cut every piece of hair he could find as if it had brutally raped his mother, wife and child with a wooden dildo while he was forced to watch, and now I have the haircut of a 3-year-old infant.

Goddamnit.

Pics or it didn't happen.

I am unable and unwilling to give an actual pic, but I hope this approximation and later the artistic representation will help you picture it:
Approximation:


Artistic representation:

Like this?

Anyways we have same shit in Russia lel

That one has a tail, therefore it is a monkey. Great Apes like us, CHimps, gorillas and ourangutangs have no tail.

Shave bald and get a bar code tatto in the back of your head and go around as a hit man.

Yeeeah, the job of hitman has some bad stigma around here, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Omg Commie your hair

[VladVP]

You should grow a beard... all the ladies love beards... deep inside their little stone-age brains, they know that bearded men are the best.

[CommieBuffalo]

You should grow a beard... all the ladies love beards... deep inside their little stone-age brains, they know that bearded men are the best.

I'm trying to do that but it is hard in my age, it does not grow fast enough.
"A man who sacrifices his beard for a woman, deserves neither."

[CaptainCake]

well gg commie

[VladVP]

ai stiḻ uuin

[Zekamalikyd]

die irl

[CaptainCake]

i win

[CommieBuffalo]

So, I have some 3 games for the PS3 that I haven't finished yet(GTA IV, Killzone 3 and Assassin's Creed III), and I can't decide which game I will play first, so I end up not playing any. Is this normal? D: