Mad

[Revolet]

Just a little story.
Some guys kept on accusing fawad and me for hacking. (And other people whose names I forgot.)

Spoiler:

[Begin: 12:47:09]

RandomMonkey2 (Green): man im good
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): me too lol
Revo|et (Blue): man you bad
RandomMonkey2 has captured the Blue Intel
=-SnaKeZ-= has the Blue Intel
RandomMonkey2 (Green): me!?
=-SnaKeZ-= has dropped the Blue Intel
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): noooooooooo\]
Fawad@Sw (Green): revo will show you how good you are XP
Revo|et (Blue): yea you
RandomMonkey2 (Green): ur kidding me
_Caio_ joined the Green team
Revo|et (Blue): yes

(Time goes by)

=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): YEAH!
Fawad@Sw (Green): gg
RandomMonkey2 (Green): WOO GAME WINNER AGAIN!
RandomMonkey2 (Green): GG
[ALPHA]Tommy (Green): nice
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): YEAHJ]
Fawad@Sw joined the Blue team
Revo|et (Blue): ok
Fawad@Sw (Blue): revo
Fawad@Sw (Blue): lets do this
Revo|et (Blue): yea?
Revo|et (Blue): ok
RandomMonkey2 (Green): how do u vote to kick someone?

Fawad@Sw (Blue): haha
Revo|et (Blue): lol
Revo|et (Blue): don't try it
Revo|et (Blue): noone's hacking
&mpersand (Green): FUCK YOU ALL
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): everybody protect the master RandomMonkey! In Blue
Fawad@Sw (Blue): haha
RandomMonkey2 (Green): wat?
RandomMonkey2 (Green): im on green
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): i mean green
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): lol
Fawad@Sw (Blue): not so strong now huh green!
&mpersand (Green): Cocky ass
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): Random
&mpersand (Green): Penis

RandomMonkey2 (Green): fawad i shot u and u died?
Fawad@Sw (Blue): nope
Revo|et (Blue): it's call lag
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): nop its called HACK
RandomMonkey2 (Green): i saw the kill tag...him musta been someone next to ya
Revo|et (Blue): lol
RandomMonkey2 (Green): wdwstim stuck!
RandomMonkey2 (Green): oh i was in chat LOL
RandomMonkey2 (Green): vish u bitch

RandomMonkey2 (Green): pro is hackiong
[PRO]_Dragon_X (Blue): -.-
[PRO]_Dragon_X (Blue): i no hacker
RandomMonkey2 (Green): fawad is hacking
Revo|et (Blue): he's not hacking
Fawad@Sw (Blue): yea k
Revo|et (Blue): we're not hacking noobs

MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): i'M BACK KIDZ
Fawad@Sw (Blue): look at dem raging revo..
RandomMonkey2 (Green): omg
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): iT'S &MPERSAND
Fawad@Sw (Blue): thats the smell of 7-0
Fawad@Sw (Blue): k im done
Fawad@Sw (Blue): we won anyways
Fawad@Sw (Blue): gg cya
RandomMonkey2 (Green): tommy is definatly aimbotting
Revo|et (Blue): omg you noob
[ALPHA]Tommy (Blue): WHAT???
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): Good for him
RandomMonkey2 (Green): uchi is hacking
[ALPHA]Tommy (Blue): NOOOBS NOOBS EVERYWHERE
[ALPHA]Tommy has the Green Intel
RandomMonkey2 (Green): SEE
RandomMonkey2 (Green): UCHI IS USING AIMBOT!!
Revo|et (Blue): now that guy was hacking
Revo|et (Blue): the rest are just good
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): I AM A DICK
RandomMonkey2 (Green): HOW!
Revo|et (Blue): skill
RandomMonkey2 (Green): omg everyone is hacking
[ALPHA]Tommy (Blue): OMG YOUR A NOOB
Revo|et (Blue): cry more noobs

=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): we arelosing
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): arelosing?
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): What does that mean?
RandomMonkey2 (Green): up urs asashipe

=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): REVENGE
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): attadcK!
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): gg faggots
RandomMonkey2 (Green): spawn killing pussies
Revo|et (Blue): rude morgon
Revo|et (Blue): ;-;
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): Morgon?
Revo|et (Blue): freeman?
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): yep in
RandomMonkey2 (Green): drag stop hacking plz :)
Vish morreu nub disconnected
[ALPHA]Tommy has the Green Intel
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): HALFLIFE
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): The name is MORGAN FREEMAN
[PRO]_Dragon_X (Blue): -.-
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): Not morgon
[PRO]_Dragon_X (Blue): i dont use haker
[ALPHA]Tommy has captured the Green Intel
Revo|et (Blue): freeman stop being rude

RandomMonkey2 (Green): roviet just aimboted me
Revo|et (Blue): kids be mad
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): "roviet" and aimboted
paulo raul BR1 joined the Blue team
RandomMonkey2 (Green): roviet be a no life
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): Lol
Revo|et (Blue): oh crap
RandomMonkey2 (Green): skrillex u too
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): Sounds like Soviet
Revo|et (Blue): I have a country named after me
Revo|et (Blue): ogm randommnkey just aimpotted me
RandomMonkey2 (Green): called sill
RandomMonkey2 (Green): roviet u were no where near me how did u one shot me?
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): roviet didnt choot you
RandomMonkey2 (Green): yeah he did
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): Revo|et did
Revo|et (Blue): it's call headshot
[PRO]_Dragon_X has the Green Intel
Revo|et (Blue): damn I'd love to see this kid on minit
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): He'd throw a fit on Minit
JimNick1204 (Blue): all most had ya
RandomMonkey2 (Green): roviet is a 30 year odl vergion who lives in his moms basment and doesnt have a
RandomMonkey2 (Green): life
Revo|et (Blue): ok
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): roviet, odl, vergion
[DELTA]Thiago (Green): fuck
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): Love your English
RandomMonkey2 (Green): im new to the country
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): Ok
Revo|et (Blue): I thought the "30 yr old with no life" insult was dead


RandomMonkey2 (Green): my gun wouldnt fuckin fire
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): Because most Brazilians with Shotties have No-Spread
RandomMonkey2 (Green): omg roviet
[DELTA]Thiago (Green): hahaha
Revo|et (Blue): lol
RandomMonkey2 (Green): dragon now u are hacking
[DELTA]Thiago (Green): yes
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): If he said revolver....
[PRO]_Dragon_X (Blue): yours noob
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): random are u angry
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): ?
[PRO]_Dragon_X (Blue): 3 vs 6
RandomMonkey2 (Green): roviet GET A MOTHER FUCKING LIFE
Revo|et (Blue): rekt
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): omg roviet hax
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): pls ban him
: =-SnaKeZ-= started a VOTEKICK against Revo|et. Say /Y to agree
: Reason: : let hacking
: RandomMonkey2 voted YES
Revo|et (Blue): XD
[PRO]_Dragon_X (Blue): MORE LAG
Revo|et (Blue): omg
: Votekick for Revo|et has ended. Cancelled
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): wh0o cancel
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): My mom hacks more than he does
[DELTA]Thiago (Green): SHIT
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): FUCK
Revo|et (Blue): that's saying alot
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): see HACKING WALL]
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): revolet
RandomMonkey2 (Green): aimbot roviet
Revo|et (Blue): XD
[DELTA]Thiago (Green): wat
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): I killed him.
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): You happy now?
RandomMonkey2 (Green): see
RandomMonkey2 (Green): how cvan u jump shot aosmeone?
[DELTA]Thiago (Green): HACKER
Revo|et (Blue): happy now?
RandomMonkey2 (Green): someone start a vote to kick him
[DELTA]Thiago (Green): no :(
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): If you votekick him...
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): heh
Revo|et (Blue): I should get vk cuz skills are OP
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): OP=Retarded Zebra on Crack Cocaine, then yes
RandomMonkey2 (Green): gah
[DELTA]Thiago (Green): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
RandomMonkey2 (Green): fair kill
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): I love trolling
Revo|et (Blue): don't we all
RandomMonkey2 (Green): roviet is using a hack that keeps fucking targeting me
[DELTA]Thiago (Green): aaaaaaaaa fuck hacker
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): Yes, "Roviet" is
: Revo|et has a kill-death ratio of 2.53 (76 kills, 30 deaths, 2.11 kills per minute).
: =-SnaKeZ-= started a VOTEKICK against Revo|et. Say /Y to agree
: Reason: : let
Revo|et (Blue): :<
: Votekick for Revo|et has ended. Cancelled
RandomMonkey2 (Green): vote to kick him!!
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): One more....
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): Who is canceling]
RandomMonkey2 (Green): dsamit do it again
Revo|et (Blue): god
Revo|et (Blue): he is cancelling
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): Yes
RandomMonkey2 (Green): SEE
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): everybody do /votekick rev : let
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): Buddha is cancelling
_$krill3x_ (Blue): I AM THE KING
Revo|et (Blue): no michael is
[PRO]_Dragon_X (Blue): JAJA
[PRO]_Dragon_X (Blue): BYE NOOB
_$krill3x_ (Blue): michael is gay
RandomMonkey2 (Green): skrillex STOP UR GAY LITTLE AIMBOTTING
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): jaja foda-se Dragon_X
RandomMonkey2 (Green): AIMBORT
RandomMonkey2 (Green): guys report skrillex
Revo|et (Blue): no miachael is the best
: _$krill3x_ has a kill-death ratio of 16.00 (32 kills, 2 deaths, 1.97 kills per minute).
: =-SnaKeZ-= started a VOTEKICK against _$krill3x_. Say /Y to agree
: Reason: hacking
Revo|et (Blue): damn ns
MORGAN FREEMAN (Green): bye vye

: =-SnaKeZ-= is votekicking _$krill3x_. /Y to vote (1 left)
: Reason: hacking

: =-SnaKeZ-= is votekicking _$krill3x_. /Y to vote (2 left)
: Reason: hacking

RandomMonkey2 (Green): skrilelx is AIMBOTTING!!!!!!!!
RandomMonkey2 (Green): vote everyone kick the little basterd
_$krill3x_ (Blue): im not a aimbot
Monsterfull joined the Green team
_$krill3x_ (Blue): im nothing aimbot
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): U R
RandomMonkey2 (Green): skrillex
RandomMonkey2 (Green): u are

: Votekick for _$krill3x_ has ended. Player kicked
: _$krill3x_ was banned.
_$krill3x_ disconnected


RandomMonkey2 (Green): skrillex how2 can u kill everyone in the team obe after another
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): he is banned
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): nooooo
RandomMonkey2 (Green): cuz skrillex was hackigm -.-
Monsterfull (Green): nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooo
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): yep
Revo|et (Blue): wow you guys are noobs

Ok after _$krill3x_ was kicked, they went after me.

Spoiler:

RandomMonkey2 (Green): now all we need to do is ban roviet :)


Fawad@Sw joined the Blue team
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): random
RandomMonkey2 (Green): roviet
RandomMonkey2 (Green): u have been aiming for me the eintire game ur obviously hacxking
Fawad@Sw (Blue): the fuck?
Fawad@Sw (Blue): you mad monkey
Revo|et (Blue): ikr
Fawad@Sw (Blue): hes a lines member
Fawad@Sw (Blue): i know him well
Fawad@Sw (Blue): he doesnt hack
Fawad@Sw (Blue): go and rage somewhere else
RandomMonkey2 (Green): SEE
Fawad@Sw (Blue): so?
TOG~Gohan joined the Blue team
Fawad@Sw (Blue): he killed you..
RandomMonkey2 (Green): faawad stfu no one asked u
Fawad@Sw (Blue): it not really that hard..
Fawad@Sw (Blue): see
Fawad@Sw (Blue): not hard at all
RandomMonkey2 (Green): fawad u hack too
TOG~Gohan (Blue): fawad
Fawad@Sw (Blue): gosh.
TOG~Gohan (Blue): can you crouch
Fawad@Sw (Blue): hey gohan
Fawad@Sw (Blue): yea
TOG~Gohan (Blue): hey
Revo|et (Blue): I wish people could get banned for being si annoying
RandomMonkey2 (Green): hacks'
TOG~Gohan (Blue): ikr
Fawad@Sw (Blue): ikre
RandomMonkey2 (Green): its always the same ppl that kill me ur obviously hacking D:<
Fawad@Sw (Blue): ok
TOG~Gohan (Blue): xD
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): mee too
Fawad@Sw (Blue): who gives a shit what you think
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): always fawad and rel
TOG~Gohan (Blue): You got no prove that is just your stupid assumption
Fawad@Sw (Blue): i take that was a compliment then
Fawad@Sw (Blue): and i am sure revo would too
Revo|et (Blue): I do
RandomMonkey2 (Green): u shoit through an unbroken wall hacker
Fawad@Sw (Blue): k
Fawad@Sw (Blue): lolz
RandomMonkey2 (Green): ur all going to burn in he;;
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): hackers
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): me too?
RandomMonkey2 (Green): hacker
TOG~Gohan (Blue): Anybody can talk hard on a game
TOG~Gohan (Blue): but irl there just some losers
Fawad@Sw (Blue): k fite me
Fawad@Sw (Blue): :P
RandomMonkey2 (Green): i bet u a million dollars fawad does nothing wiht his lousy life
TOG~Gohan disconnected
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): Remember if u got there link RUN FOR IT lol
RandomMonkey2 (Green): see
RandomMonkey2 (Green): hacker :)
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): HACKER
Fawad@Sw (Blue): yea

=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): u mademe angry
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): u pay!
RandomMonkey2 (Green): hacker
Fawad@Sw (Blue): yea right
bick sastard (Green): rip
Fawad@Sw (Blue): type kill
Fawad@Sw (Blue): gg
RandomMonkey2 (Green): hacker
RandomMonkey2 (Green): HOW DO U SPEAK ON TEAM SPEAK!?!?!
RandomMonkey2 (Green): t can someone vote to kick roviet?
RandomMonkey2 (Green): yep it doesnt work -.--

At this point, I moved around a bit and ended up spading one the guys. (RandomMonkey2 or =-SnaKeZ-=, idk)

Spoiler:

Revo|et (Blue): lol
RandomMonkey2 (Green): hacker
Fawad@Sw (Blue): lol
Fawad@Sw (Blue): rekt
Revo|et (Blue): lol
Revo|et (Blue): try calling hacks on that
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): gg
RandomMonkey2 (Green): hacks
villanueva1 has dropped the Green Intel
bick sastard (Green): Not a noob
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): Fawad
Fawad@Sw (Blue): what
RandomMonkey2 (Green): hacker
Alejosan has the Green Intel
RandomMonkey2 (Green): aimbot
RandomMonkey2 (Green): fawadf has aimbot
Fawad@Sw (Blue): ok
Fawad@Sw (Blue): k

Revo|et (Blue): noscope on random
RandomMonkey2 (Green): omg roviet and fawad keep hakcing
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): they are hacking team
RandomMonkey2 (Green): see
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): its timetotell admin
Fawad@Sw (Blue): wow
Fawad@Sw (Blue): lol
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): do /admin (yourmessage)
RandomMonkey2 (Green): FOR FUCKS SAKE
Revo|et (Blue): this will be good
Fawad@Sw (Blue): ikr
RandomMonkey2 (Green): roviet i hope u die in vain and burn in hell
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): LOLOLLOOLL
Fawad@Sw (Blue): omg so funny ikr
Revo|et (Blue): lol
Fawad@Sw (Blue): haha
Fawad@Sw (Blue): for once he kills me
Fawad@Sw (Blue): gg
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): i cant kill revo:let
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): its like he is on god mode
Fawad@Sw (Blue): n00b
Fawad@Sw (Blue): damn revo you good
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): i shot HIM 12 times
Fawad@Sw (Blue): god mode..
bick sastard (Green): ur just noob
Fawad@Sw (Blue): lol
Revo|et (Blue): omg

Revo|et (Blue): this reminds me of the thead about tgm
RandomMonkey2 (Green): hacker
RandomMonkey2 (Green): when ever im not in cover fawad knows
Revo|et (Blue): "he sometimes turn off god mode"
Revo|et (Blue): lol
Fawad@Sw (Blue): haha
RandomMonkey2 (Green): fawad and roviet can u plz just leave
RandomMonkey2 (Green): WHY DONT ANYONE VOTE TO KICK HIM
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): it says
Alejosan (Green): dont know
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): umm they arte hacking
Fawad@Sw (Blue): i like killing this nb
Revo|et (Blue): me too
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): who

Comparing scores:

Spoiler:

RandomMonkey2 (Green): fawad im not a noob
Fawad@Sw (Blue): k fite me
RandomMonkey2 (Green): ur just a worthless no life
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): look at our fucking score
RandomMonkey2 (Green): an dlook at mine
Fawad@Sw (Blue): and your ratio!!
Fawad@Sw (Blue): 0.33
Fawad@Sw (Blue): good lord!
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): lo
Fawad@Sw (Blue): mines a little better than yours
Fawad@Sw (Blue): i think
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): lolol

You have a kill-death ratio of 2.58 (134 kills, 52 deaths, 2.16 kills per minute).
RandomMonkey2 (Green): cuz i hacve been getting killed by u hackers

RandomMonkey2 has a kill-death ratio of 0.54 (77 kills, 142 deaths, 0.79 kills per
minute).

Fawad@Sw (Blue): allright
Fawad@Sw (Blue): if you think we hack report us
RandomMonkey2 (Green): how
RandomMonkey2 (Green): how do i do the command

Trying to make peace:

Spoiler:

Fawad@Sw (Blue): 2easy
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): Ok Peace dont kill me k
RandomMonkey2 (Green): he suck sofr hacxking

RandomMonkey2 joined the Blue team

Revo|et (Blue): no

Revo|et (Blue): this is war noob

The guy decided to switch teams and tried to grief our defenses.
gg

Spoiler:

You started a votekick against RandomMonkey2. Say /CANCEL to stop it
Fawad@Sw (Blue): omg
Revo|et (Blue): yea
Fawad@Sw (Blue): he came to grief!
Fawad@Sw (Blue): wow!
Revo|et (Blue): sure did
Fawad@Sw (Blue): guys
bick sastard (Green): RandomMonkey stop
bick sastard (Green): PLease
Fawad@Sw (Blue): i saw!
Fawad@Sw (Blue): what is this bick!

: Revo|et is votekicking RandomMonkey2. /Y to vote (2 left)
: Reason: griefing

RandomMonkey2 (Blue): im having fun!
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): N
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): FUCKING N
Revo|et (Blue): type /y
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): they are kciking u random

: Votekick for RandomMonkey2 has ended. Player kicked
: RandomMonkey2 was banned.
RandomMonkey2 disconnected

Aftermath:

Spoiler:

Revo|et (Blue): thanks guys

=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo]
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): my BRO
Revo|et (Blue): get mad
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): >:(
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): FUCKING ASSHOLES
Revo|et (Blue): he decided to cheat, so...
Fawad@Sw (Blue): yea
Revo|et (Blue): vk power
Fawad@Sw (Blue): fairs fair
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): who cheated?
Revo|et (Blue): random
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): no
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): how
Revo|et (Blue): switching teams just to grief
Fawad@Sw (Blue): griefing
=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): oh
Fawad@Sw (Blue): yea
Fawad@Sw (Blue): oh
Fawad@Sw (Blue): 2 bad

=-SnaKeZ-= (Green): but he is my bro
Revo|et (Blue): so?

=-SnaKeZ-= disconnected

[Fawad]

Yea we rekt them good revo NIce match. At the beginning they were like oo we are the best. The corresponding logs are the result of a shattered ego . Good day.

[TOG~ROY]

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

[Eimis]

tl;dr

[Xtra]

Didn't read all of it but wow those guys!

[ThisFrickinSite]

I think we'll even need a tl;dr for the tl;dr.

[Handles]

Ahh, gotta love dem noobs :p
That was well worth the 10 minutes it took me to read ;)

[Vezok]

This should be made into a movie.