Chapter I revised:
The planet has land and water, like ours does. The planet has a atmosphere, like many planets do. The planet is filled with life like most planets do, such as the legendary PootisBird. It's biggest enemy is the footisbird, which, despite it's name, is not actually a bird. It is actually a giant cock that shits bricks, which have the odor of meat if your on drugs.Otherwise they smell like shit. Manned wolf shit, to be precise.
The planet used to have a moon, but it crashed into the planet. Now there is a big sphere on top of the planet. In here lives blue tunnel rats. They are constantly fighting the green autists. One day, the leader of the green autists using his superior intelligence, logic and magic fedora tried to make peace with the blue tunnel rats. But he got executed by the newly formed Blue Empire, with it's king as the one and only GreaseMonkey and his crews of Blue idiots! After executing the green autist, he made up the rule of 'NO SMGS TROLLOLOL' , after that he destroyed all the rest of those green autists. While Spectator was gathering forces for a massive invasion to break down the blue rats forces.
Also there is a temple created by an old, high envolved civilisation. There are still technologies remaining, waiting to be discovered. After being annoying, TB_ goes in the temple and discovers a ancient gate to a new universe called Iceball! But GreaseMonkey and his crew of Blue is already there, so TB_ got attacked by a Pink tribe. The Pink tribe had owned the ancient temple for thousands of generation and now are coming to wipe out the Blue intruders! GreaseMonkey decided to ambush and massacre them all. Later he hung their heads all around the temple as a sign of authority. After that GreaseMonkey decide to take over the universe of Iceball by force, and he success in doing that, but losing half of the Blue Empire's army in progress. Taking the chance, he started fapping.
Meanwhile, the blue tunnel rats form an alliance to the totally unrelated Blue Empire, for baking cakes that they made out of green autists to a giant cake which transformed into a big green autobot that found out about a huge castle in the clouds, and become a king of the said castle, and hired a crack team of German Mercenaries that live in denial of the holocaust so he can
learn German and gas all of the remaining green forces. After that he become the new Mecha-Hitler and
the legendary avatar killed everybody and worked with kid buu to destory the planet. Somehow, a group of evil scientist called Jagex is behind all this! They are planning to destroy the planet and rebuilding a new one based on it. Luckily, GreaseMonkey is somehow still alive and decided to rebuild his army on Iceball and planning on re-takeover. Meanwhile Jagex sends his army, which was hidden on the planet "faggot" to the earth
Meanwhile, Grease is trying to build his army. It is a great success, after only 5 days, he have gathered 50k troops. He rushes out to meet Jagex, and a huge battle follows. They battle for a year, 10 years, a decade, a century, and until now, still no one is winning. But lately, the old GreaseMonkey and his army of Iceball is slowly winning.
The battle was recorded in to history as 'Community vs. Jagex'.
Meanwhile, the blue tunnel rats are still baking cakes. Lots of them.
Finally, after a century, Grease overtakes Jagex, and they come to the Blue tunnel rats, faint with hunger. After that, the GreaseMonkey and his Blue army ate almost all of the blue tunnel rats, leaving a few couple for breeding and making cakes.
Meanwhile, the green autist secretly taking over the Blue Empire's fortress on Iceball, but they find out that Jagex has been funding both Green and Blue's governments as a way for them to destroy each other in war! The citizens and soldiers roar in outrage. A civil war begins in both countries! The government reacts by sending their elite-est men to kill those who oppose. But the plan fails and the squad got teabagged by enraged citizens. The angry mob comes to the headquarters and smash the shit out of it; Blue Empire the Green Autisters falls. Meanwhile a br hacker comes around and kills the whole planet in 2 seconds
End of Chapter I.
'Being a newbie doesn't mean your behavior is tolerated.'
