rocket brawljack fortress 2: age of kings

[[MSA]JJohny]

you appear in new vegas! better find that son of a bitch benny

inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn)
status:
steering a unicorn

[potifi]

crash your horse into some innocent bystanders

[Zekamalikyd]

do the potifi thing i dont care

[[MSA]JJohny]

youre about to crash into a ceasers legionargo! do you REALLY want to crash into CCEASRS man?

inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn)
status:
steering a unicorn

[potifi]

yes

[[MSA]JJohny]

caser guy died and unicorn stopped being usable
caser now hates you!
you stole a spear a legionarire outfit and 14 legion shekels


inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn), a legion spear, a legionaire outfit, legion shekel (14)
status:
hated by caesar

[potifi]

yell hell yeah, and start walking towards the nearest town

[CaptainDerpster]

find courier!

[[MSA]JJohny]

you walk up to the east gate of new vegas guarded by two ncr guards equipped with rifles
they think you look like a retard but dont say that out loud because they are nice people
you have a good feeling you can find courier inside

inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn), a legion spear, a legionaire outfit, legion shekel (14)
status:
hated by caesar

[potifi]

since you are seriously insecure about yourself you start nitpicking their outfit to make yourself feel better about them thinking that you look like a retard