rocket brawljack fortress 2: age of kings

[IceCream]

eat adventure cape

[CaptainDerpster]

eat sword

[[MSA]JJohny]

sadly youre not capable of eating either your sword or your cape


inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), sword (worn), round shield (worn)

status:
unwell

[L0rdCaLeb]

enter portal to jacques dimension

[[MSA]JJohny]

you broke open a barrel you sensed a portal in and there was one
do you REALLY want to enter it

also you picked up a bunch of planks from the barrel
also you start to feel better


inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), sword (worn), round shield (worn), plank (4)

[IceCream]

yes i REALLY want to enter it

leave sword in old place btw before jumping in

[CaptainDerpster]

make a cross w/ planks before entering the portal

[[MSA]JJohny]

you make a makeshift cross to ward you from bad things and slap it on your back
you accidentally drop the sword behind and jump into the portal with full force
oh no! on the other side you see theres a dead unicorn in front of you
what bad things could have happened here


inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn)

[CaptainDerpster]

bathe your cross w/ the blood of the dead unicorn and see what happens

[IceCream]

go look for a tower

[[MSA]JJohny]

oh no! the unicorn was playng dead!
now youre standing there wielding a cross about to be beaten up by a uinicorn! wht do


inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn)

[IceCream]

cry ;-;

[CaptainDerpster]

hold up cross and teach the ways of god to the unicorn

[[MSA]JJohny]

whats that! the unicorn starts to back up at the sight of you crying and holding up your cross


inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn)

status:
sad

[CaptainDerpster]

attack unicorn w/ cross while still crying