Cowboy James' horse stops, nearly colliding with you. The rider glances over the surroundings and sees the baffled villagers, the destroyed town, and you with your 4 pitchforks and magic wand. He's nude, save for his shoes, and his cowboy hat which you remember losing not too long ago. He eyes you coldly and tells you that he guessed where you are by judging the wind that carried his hat.
He's none too pleased with the fact that you've left him for dead (twice) and explains that it's only thanks to his horse that he survived. The villagers begin to badmouth you in every way they can and blame you for the destruction of Los Vagos, as well as for using black magic and starting some kind of witch fights.
He gives you no time to plead your case. WIth one quick motion he snatches away the pitchfork you were holding with his lasso, and the horse stands on its hind legs and kicks away the magic wand. The villagers jump on to you and wrestle off your other 3 pitchforks, and hold you down.
The sheriff's final verdict is to drag you off to the remains of the town prison, where you will spend the rest of your days.
Current items:
- Jail pants (equipped)
Current status:
- Humanoid (Jack)
- Advanced Philosophy/Primitive Urges
- Neutral Gayness
- One case of manslaughter
- Left cowboy James for dead (x2)
- In jail forever probably
