adventures of me (shia labeouf)

[Shia LaBeouf]

'hey there james thanks for package if you know what i mean'
'anyway wanna do some cool shit for me'

do-it-meter: 0%

[Zekamalikyd]

shit i always dreamed of working for a faggot in a gay-ass costume
DONT LET MY DREAMS BE DREAMS

[Shia LaBeouf]

we all sat down a round table without chairs like pro japs


'look there is/was a disturbance or however you write this word in the world and shit starts to fall down or it will since i saw it in my crystal balls right here'
'btw this is the last guy i sent but he died'
'so you better go prepare or shit because you gotta save the world by entering a portal im gonna do 4u that will teleport you to some fucking space plane shift or shit'
'dont say no or ill close the door and fuck you'
'YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE'

do-it-meter: 0%

[noobofspades]

bust open the door and do the gorilla pose
edit: oh fuck im late
edit2: do the gorilla pose anyway and get telerpoted
edit3: but first let the magic faggot fuck shia

[Zekamalikyd]

fuck you

[Shia LaBeouf]

oh shit we are all getting sucked up by the portal just like fleis mom sucks every higher class people dicks


thanks to my do-it powers we landed up somehow right where mike (the magus' name) wanted us to
i keep doing it
okay what to do now where to go what are the pos-


'hey there guys'
oh cool now who is this faggot

do-it-meter: 100%

[Zekamalikyd]

learn his name
JUST DO IT

[Shia LaBeouf]

'my names norman and im a ninja like you didnt know it already you massive dickfaggot'
danger danger high do-it-meter voltage

do-it-meter: 120%

[noobofspades]

oh shit apologize
apologize for something
explain to him that your daddy taught us to get to the point where everyone else would quit but you're not gonna stop there and will work hard at it by using someone else's mouth

[Shia LaBeouf]

i talked to h OH SHIT ITS A TRAP


JOHN CENAJOHN CENAJOHN CENAJOHN CENAJOHN CENAJOHN CENAJOHN CENAJOHN CENAJOHN CENAJOHN CENA
rip shia


john cena wants to join your party and refuses to accept refuse
what do

[noobofspades]

ask him for a list of john cena quotes and memes because i am powerless now

[bloodfox]

do it

[Shia LaBeouf]

Spoiler:

oh no!
while cena leads you to his house in the canyon you suddenly start to sink in the sands! what do you do!

[noobofspades]

keep sinking until you get to the other side of the earth

[Shia LaBeouf]

while trying to sink through the earth you fell down into some sorta cavern or shit
cena pretends it was his plan for the whole time to get there