Jacktawou Shoujo of might and magic 3: world at war

[Zekamalikyd]

look for shit in pockets

[gen]

you found a key, bubblegum, and a small wooden toy ship

inventory: shirt, pants, cap, swag, key, bubblegum, toy ship

[Zekamalikyd]

chew some bubble gum and go to the river

[gen]

ahhh yes nothing is as good as relaxing on a river bank just like im my japanese animations except they dont have fucked up perspective and you arent 1/2 size of the bank

inventory: shirt, pants, cap, swag, key, toy ship
status: chewing 5 gum

[Zekamalikyd]

play with the toy ship and wish for the ship

[gen]

aww yeah only you and me ship you and me baby

inventory: shirt, pants, cap, swag, key, toy ship
status: ah yes

[Zekamalikyd]

in the water you dumbass

[gen]

ahh yeassfdsf jack so interesting #1 webcomic

inventory: shirt, pants, cap, swag, key, toy ship
status: ah yes

[Zekamalikyd]

fuck it go home wondering whose dick you'll be sucking today

[gen]

shit you dont know anyone in this town since you are exchange student fomr america and this is japan isnt it lOOK AT THE FUCKING DOOR ITS JAPANESE JUST LIKE IN MY ANIME

inventory: shirt, pants, cap, swag, key, toy ship

[Zekamalikyd]

YELL TADAIMA AND HOPE PEOPLE APPEAR
and take off your shoes

[nuclearpotato]

Fuck everything, get AIDS then swim to Virgin Islands.

[gen]

you took off shoes that you didnt havei nthe first place
while deciding what to fuck first you shout this thing zeka said i cant copy paste since its on last page and im lazy and you hear a loud TUHMP somewhere in the house HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT

inventory: shirt, pants, cap, swag, key, toy ship

[Zekamalikyd]

go investigate

[gen]

aw shit there is some guy that just crasehd into back door wall
he got 2 katanas on his back like wtf who needs two

inventory: shirt, pants, cap, swag, key, toy ship