Jacktawou Shoujo of might and magic 3: world at war

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you posted in wrong thread again

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you eventually decide to go back to town by gldiging like a butter fly but you tripped and started to roll
you tried to eat a carrot while falling but you rolled critical failure for eating check

inventory: patient clothing, empty fuel cannister, balloon, funky bottle, lumber clothing (equipped), carrots (2)
status: fuck

[SovietMarmalade]

Use the balloon to float away

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yessssssssssss
unfortunately carrot gained too much momentum and became so heavy you couldnt float effectively with it
physics son

inventory: patient clothing, empty fuel cannister, floating balloon (right hand), funky bottle, lumber clothing (equipped), carrot
status: yes

[bloodfox]

Hmmm... Can't argue with physics. But that is why you have a second carrot! Eat the second carrot to change to a rabbit. (Logic, guys.)

[Zekamalikyd]

float 2damoon

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holy shit we going to moon because this fucking worked last time didnt it stupid
also you ate the carrot but only managed to grow rabbit ears

inventory: patient clothing, empty fuel cannister, floating balloon (right hand), funky bottle, lumber clothing (equipped)
status: no

[Warp]

bite the balloon and hence pop it.

[gen]

nice

inventory: patient clothing, empty fuel cannister, popped balloon (right hand), funky bottle, lumber clothing (equipped)
status: nice

[bloodfox]

Use the patient clothing and lumber clothing as a parachute. When you get to the ground, do the gangnam style dance to change into a full rabit.

[Zekamalikyd]

have a look at jack's lungs

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Sorry if I'm really slow/Shit's really bad, I do loads of practice on the side as well, so I hope it gets a little better as time goes on. Or everyone dies and I have nothing left.

yup those are healthy lungs

inventory: patient clothing, empty fuel cannister, popped balloon (right hand), funky bottle, lumber clothing (equipped)
status: lungs

[Zekamalikyd]

fall on james

[bloodfox]

Now use your patient clothings and tie them up into a parachute.

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aw SHIT HERE IT COMES AND SHIT HE DODGES IT

inventory: patient clothing, empty fuel cannister, popped balloon (right hand), funky bottle, lumber clothing (equipped)