The Epic Poem of Clans(Don't start a flame war!)

[MrHaaax]

The IRC guys told me to publish this marvelous(not!) work, made by me(advertising my clan is intended):

WARNING: OFFENSIVE!

Do you wish to continue?

Spoiler:

Slapping LINES asses,
Kicking SPQR butts:
Straight as Roman roads?,
Gay as topo's mum:
FREEDOM FIGHTERS, the Lord of Goats, King of Cool,
The King of Negros, the Top o' Doges
Better than the Komrades dogs,
Teabagging the HOMO's kongs.
Bitch-slapping SW's goats,
Ramming Bastion's tongs.
Headshotting <@> heads,
Butchering RoT's pots.
Sending USAB flying,
Frying Animus's cots.
Of all the rotted dopes,
Only the Pope could hope.

This is just pure mindless fun, apologize to anyone who I had referenced. Please don't permaban me D:

[valkyriiking]

Too good but #banned

[ReubenMcHawk]

Here's a new and improved one

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
{RoT} in Hell,
We're better than you.

[EldredChandler]

[tobi9sc]

i'm tobi and Hax #permaban, the end. Today's forecast is a chance of flaming words rocks coming from the sky with a chance of tobiness.

[Fleischgeruch]

This isn't really AoS discussion.
Now listen to some real poets in this place:
http://pastebin.com/E0X5iejv
http://pastebin.com/MTcU5XHv
http://pastebin.com/8yLckZsY

[Zekamalikyd]

needs more homosexual glorification