Jacktawou Shoujo of might and magic 3: world at war

[Zekamalikyd]

tell the cop it's your house and you kicked the door because you forgot the key

[gen]

"hmmmmmm"
yea looks like its working

health: 100%
stamina: 100%
inventory:
coins (14), lumber shirt (equipped), "How To Handle Sheep", wet stretched lumber pants (equipped), pear probably, some shrooms (3), "SPOOKY", funky bottle, fedora (equipped), swagglasses (equipped), boxed rabbit princess, carrots (2), binoculars, empty fuel cannister, lumber axe
status: hmmmmmm

[Zekamalikyd]

give kawaii usagi princess to cop and go to lumbery forest

[gen]

after closer inspection you are 100% sure that guy is a cop
cop guy refuses your kind offer and just tells you to get the fuck out

health: 100%
stamina: 100%
inventory:
coins (14), lumber shirt (equipped), "How To Handle Sheep", wet stretched lumber pants (equipped), pear probably, some shrooms (3), "SPOOKY", funky bottle, fedora (equipped), swagglasses (equipped), boxed rabbit princess, carrots (2), binoculars, empty fuel cannister, lumber axe
status: hm

[SovietMarmalade]

Since you are finally rested, grow a fukkin beard already.
Like this:

[Zekamalikyd]

just go to lumber forest

[LeCom]

Take the bike with you.

[gen]

just imagine its a fucking forest
bike2heavy

inventory: coins (14), lumber shirt (equipped), "How To Handle Sheep", wet stretched lumber pants (equipped), pear probably, some shrooms (3), "SPOOKY", funky bottle, fedora (equipped), swagglasses (equipped), boxed rabbit princess, carrots (2), binoculars, empty fuel cannister, lumber axe

[L0rdCaLeb]

cut down the trees

[gen]

you cut down the tree
you gained 100XP
you advance to level 2 and can increase one stat!
STR/DEX/INT/CHR

inventory: coins (14), lumber shirt (equipped), "How To Handle Sheep", wet stretched lumber pants (equipped), pear probably, some shrooms (3), "SPOOKY", funky bottle, fedora (equipped), swagglasses (equipped), boxed rabbit princess, carrots (2), binoculars, empty fuel cannister, lumber axe

[Zekamalikyd]

increase str and cut down another tree

[gen]

str increased
100 xp gained
cutting trees makes you tired decreasing horefully your ability to cut down more trees

inventory: coins (14), lumber shirt (equipped), "How To Handle Sheep", wet stretched lumber pants (equipped), pear probably, some shrooms (3), "SPOOKY", funky bottle, fedora (equipped), swagglasses (equipped), boxed rabbit princess, carrots (2), binoculars, empty fuel cannister, lumber axe

[Zekamalikyd]

make planks from the logs

[gen]

your lumber knowledge isnt high enough to be able to cut logs into planks with bare hands and an axe

inventory: coins (14), lumber shirt (equipped), "How To Handle Sheep", wet stretched lumber pants (equipped), pear probably, some shrooms (3), "SPOOKY", funky bottle, fedora (equipped), swagglasses (equipped), boxed rabbit princess, carrots (2), binoculars, empty fuel cannister, lumber axe

[bloodfox]

Hold on... The "wet stretched pants" are still wet? Anywho, just go wandering again...