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Fellow patriots of the Ace of Spades Classic community, I present to you all today a weapon like no other. A pure manifestation of liberty in the face of tyranny and oppression. This specialized AR-15 semi automatic rifle is designed to provide you the most effective tool possible for eliminating jackbooted government thugs-whether the be dressed in the Blue of 'law' enforcement or the Green of the military. A 60 round capacity casket magazine provides you with adequate Freedom Pellets for suppressing fire and a reserve of kill shots without having to reload. An adjustable stock provides the Patriot with a way to adjust the length of pull to fit his or her body as well as conceal it inside of a pocket or coat for stealth operations. A red (white and blue) dot sight provides you with fast target acquisition of the enemy. And as a bonus, the patriotic paint scheme combined will intimidate any enemies, foreign and domestic. (The III on the handguard is a reminder of the Three Percenters, only 3 percent of the population fought in the first revolutionary war)
Go forth with this modern musket and eliminate those who tread on our freedom, whether it be by stealing your intel, killing your fellow brothers in arms, or by capturing your bases.
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I hope you all realize this is 100% sarcastic and while I am pro gun, I'm not this blatantly stupid. If this sparks a gun grabbery shitstorm I will donate one cent for every thread view and one dollar for every download to the National Rifle Association.
Last edited by harlsberg on Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:53 pm, edited 1 time in total.
The only possible way this could be more patriotic is if it was loaded with pork coated bullets to deter the muslim extremists... but I have the solution with this solution with this (Jihawg ammo) http://www.jihawg.com/
Any way nice job, it looks really good, you have my download.
