Build and Shoot

I got bored and found this new cool fourm game!

What would you do if the person above you's avatar appeared out of nowhere in your bedroom while you were asleep?

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rule 34

Zekamalikyd wrote:

rule 34

I'd take a frying pan if I had one and smack Zek in the face and throw him into a fire and say!
"Burn Baby Burn!"
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I'd hide under my blankets.

i'd kick it out the window

I'd rape it, and then call the cops.

VladVP wrote:

I'd rape it, and then call the cops.

omg URL almost 666 pozt FUUUUU

id just say what? and then hit it

I'd strangle it

I'd silently reach down into my bedside handgun safe. Then, I'd execute my American right to use firearms as a source for self defense.

"AGAINST THE WALL AND PUT THE HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM, ELF!"

Call the mental asylum and tell them that one of their specials escaped.

Massacre the whole bunch of fuckers with knifes, starting with CUTTING THEIR D***S OFF.

someone has trouble wid blek guise ;;;;;)))))))))))))))

i'd rip it apart. just cos.

I would set it on fire.

I would report it to the police for sexual assault.