Build and Shoot

You are a derp.

One day, you were walking on a street and then you found a building that had a door and said "DONT ENTER". Unfortunately, the door is locked.

Inventory:
-a hat
-2 dcks (Yours)
- a derpy smile
- a crowbar. Wow good thing you brought that crowbar

Take off the hat, and put it on backwards.

Then plunge the crowbar into your balls.