Thread Fight

[Obama]

(taken from original forum http://forumarchive.spadille.net/topic.php?id=6519)
To lighten the sprits I'm gunna make a forum game!
The idea is the above user attacks you somehow and in the post below you must survive the attack then attack someone else! VIOLANCE IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!

Example:
User:xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX
I shoot you with a pistol.
User:kirbyfan8329723572035702387420857923872
I dodge it bullet-time style!
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZARZ! BWAAAAH!

Have fun.
I try to smash your face with an iron!

[Jigsaw]

ewww..................................................................










lol

[Fleischgeruch]

This darkens rather than lightens my spirits.
And as was said, eww.

[ZEB 99]

i smash your face in with a truck

[SovietMarmalade]

I'll beat you up with crowbar until your ass becomes inside out

[[RUS] Vlad01]

I will kill you, and you cannot escape it anyway





Thread is closed

[bullets]

Escape kill
Kick ass

[SovietMarmalade]

And chew bubblegum.

[bullets]

but I'm all out of bubblegum...

[Atreyu]

Get up, walk to a store, and buy some.

[deathslayer21]

Stores closed.
Where is your god now?

[Atreyu]

Break and enter.

[Bien430]

<script>window.alert(“test”)</script>

[epicfacethe3rd]

<script>window.alert(“test”)</script>

i already won this fight by breaking your motherfucking HTML/javascript.
that and the fact that you suck at coding/thinking as this uses BBcode, not HTML.
oh, and to top it off, i punch you head so hard your brain comes out through Uranus.
and then i rip out your kidney...
through your anus.
and then i rip out you other kidney...
through your anus.
and then i rip out your large and small intestines, all 25 feet of them...
through your anus.
and then i rip off your genitals...
through your anus, to your mouth, out your mouth, to your genitals, back through your mouth, out through your anus.
and then i make you give yourself a blowjob with your removed genitals...
through your anus.
then i finally rip out your still beating heart (through your anus) and burn it in the pile of dead admins, lighting the match...
through your anus.
TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKERS!

[bloodfox]

fuck epicfacethe3rd. Then smash his face against a window that was conveniently placed infront of him.