Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack

[Shia LaBeouf]

oh no! you discover that the rabbit, is, in fact, a rabbit and you get into the launch capsule that launches you to and rabbit is now happy sittig with its fist on a launch button off to EART H YOU GO FUCKTARD

inventory
glass shard stuck in head irreversibly, 6 glass shards, makeshift SUNSET sign face mask (+5 CHA, +5 CUN, FiRes -50%) (equipped), lumber shorts (equipped), lumber shirt (+1 STR) (equipped), makeshift SHADY sign transformer wings (equipped), hotel california writ

[noobofspades]

bump against capsule wall to steer yourself towards deep space and use gravity to fly there

[Shia LaBeouf]

you used your bump powers to defy gravity and fly upwards from the moon towards the unknown looks like hotel california writ will be quite useless

inventory
glass shard stuck in head irreversibly, 6 glass shards, makeshift SUNSET sign face mask (+5 CHA, +5 CUN, FiRes -50%) (equipped), lumber shorts (equipped), lumber shirt (+1 STR) (equipped), makeshift SHADY sign transformer wings (equipped), hotel california writ

[bloodfox]

leave a trail of piss just in case if you get lost in space

[noobofspades]

wait for 5 hours

[Shia LaBeouf]

after 5 hours you keep drifting in same direction

inventory
glass shard stuck in head irreversibly, 6 glass shards, makeshift SUNSET sign face mask (+5 CHA, +5 CUN, FiRes -50%) (equipped), lumber shorts (equipped), lumber shirt (+1 STR) (equipped), makeshift SHADY sign transformer wings (equipped), hotel california writ

[noobofspades]

sleep until you come across a planet

[Shia LaBeouf]

oh no! you crashed exactly on the eedge between sand and water on an unknown pklanet and a giant enemy crab is coming towards you! what doys uodasy ody

inventory
glass shard stuck in head irreversibly, 6 glass shards, makeshift SUNSET sign face mask (+5 CHA, +5 CUN, FiRes -50%) (equipped), lumber shorts (equipped), lumber shirt (+1 STR) (equipped), makeshift SHADY sign transformer wings (equipped), hotel california writ

[noobofspades]

climb out and use glass shards as climbing axes to climb those palms

[bloodfox]

punch the crab

[Shia LaBeouf]

you punched crab
crab is weakened and suprised by your actions

[Commando_Ghost]

how about you go fuck your selfie

[Shia LaBeouf]

you dont know how to do that
you start to bleed from a surprise attack performed by crab (weakened)

[Demo123]

try making a dildo out of the crab

[Shia LaBeouf]

you managed to create a double headed crab pincer dildo
you pocketed the crab head for further use but didnt manage to salvage anything else
the bleeding stopped

inventory: double headed crab pincer dildo, crab head, plank face mask, lumber shirt, lumber pants