Ace of Zombies RPG

[Fleischgeruch]

Shut up and make your move, we are going to rule this thing with an iron fist.
it can die any day so just do this until SHTF comes back

[gen]

have fun

[[RUS] Vlad01]

dannyboy contracts his whole face and spits out the yellow embryo before going full apeshit and pressing on the trigger with all his finger power he secretly obtained from adventures with JJohny's mom.
However, right after shooting the first 2 bullets, the gun jams since it's filled up with sand.
The first bullet misses but the second hits gen right in the right hip, causing a minor bleeding. Swearing more than a 5 year old should be able to, he throws the SMG to the ground and proceeds by throwing sand at gen until losing his balance from being dizzy and falls on the ground.
He immediately feels something resembling a cow stampede from the vibrations on the ground. He lifts his head up, and is supprised, amused and intidimated by a horde of zombies about 500m away slowly limping towards them from the North and South.
Looking around in panic he sees a strange human-like thing in the distance running towards the lone zombie to the East.

"wait WAIT FOR ME YUO FAGGOT I WANT TO LIVE TOO", - says gen and run towards dannyboy
"if we want to be alive we must to surivive together JUST WAIT FOR ME YUO"

[Fleischgeruch]

Seeing total panic and lack of intitative from his companions, dannyboy is forced to meet desperate times with desperate measures.
Grabbing thatsjuststupid by the balls, he throws him up onto the lowest tree branch and leaves him hanging on it. He then furiously digs a 1x2 hole, climbs out of it and throws the crying gen into it, giving him his trusty shovel as well, and seals the hole. gen is still critically injured.
Dannyboy then leaps onto JJohny's shoulders once again forming the indestructible tengen dannyboy jjohny lagann, wielding his broken SMG while JJohny prepares to assault with his Giga Spade Break. The two, shouting the USA anthem, charge at the thinnest portion in the horde, barely manage to pierce it with pure fighting spirit and dannyboy123.
Escaping sure death, they reunite with fleisy who stands open-mouthed in awe at the true manly brotherly combining power he just witnessed. The three then run away into a random direction.
Halfway through the night, as the trio has now entered the coniferous forest, dannyboy, having literally no more energy left, falls off from JJohny and blacks out for an unknown amount of time.

[gen]

tl;dr jjohny suicides

[potifi]

after several hours of waiting thatsjuststupid tries to climb down from the tree, but he falls and brokes his other arm too.
after spending another bunch of hours laying on the ground and shouting "DAMN YOU DANNYBOY YOU WILL REGRET THIS DECISION" he uses his pelvic thrust capabilities and heads off to the direction of dannyboy a jjohny. while on the route he rethinks this whole situation: "ok dannyboy might was trying to save me, but i will still find them" and humps along

[Zekamalikyd]

mormon juses comes back to revive everyone and convert them to mormonism then disappears misteriously

[[RUS] Vlad01]

"WAIT WHAT THE FUVK ARE YOU DONIG SHIT N~~"
*gen falls down*
"ILL FUCKING RA~~ Fuck, it hurts!"
*dannyboy is sealed the hole*
"At least I'm not dead... Crap, something wrong with my right hip.. but it's ok, let's just dig around, for a good camping place"

[Devin]

Name: GOD
Military Rank (irrelevant; contributes to background): I'm a fuckin GOD
Age: God like
Bio (optional): Is a GOD
Team: Fuck your team team
Weapon: I'm a fucking god, that's my weapon.

*Looks down on the earth filled with zombies and assholes*
"Well I fucked up somewhere... not sure where tough.
Time to fix what I fucked up, this time I shouldn't kill the dinos, they were fun."

*Snaps fingers and destroy the earth recreating every single player as a dinosaur, they must now fight to the death with their laser weapons.*

[gen]

it must looked really funny as an idea in your head

[[RUS] Vlad01]

gen killed the god.

Ok now we can continue

[Devin]

it must looked really funny as an idea in your head

Yeh, gen totally killed a god, expecially with that ENGRISH.

[AwesomeGamingz]

BlackJesus looks at God talking to himself and snapping his fingers BlackJesus then walks away and sits down on a chair and eats another triple cheese burger.

[Devin]

Walks to BlackJesus.
"I'm afraid I have to tell you that, well, I AM YOUR FATHER!
Look, it was during Spring break, she was diff n all so we snorted some coke and fucked pretty much for a whole week... It's not like I don't love you or anything, but I just don't have time in hands to deal with kids."
*Snaps fingers making two beers appear and hands BlackJesus one*
"I'm here for you now son, I'm here, so what you into?
Also, Tits or Ass? That's a question not even GOD knows, oh great now he's talkin in the third person."
*GOD pulls something out of his pocket*
"See, I still love you n all, I've kept the picture of when you were born."

[AwesomeGamingz]

Teleports away to Paris and sits on top of the eiffel tower eating a triple cheese burger.
"that pic of me xd what a lie i am white xd".