rocket brawljack fortress 2: age of kings

[[MSA]JJohny]

you killed the unicorn in cold blood while crying
you looted the unicorn horn

inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn

status:
sad

[Zekamalikyd]

shove the unicorn horn up your ass

[CaptainDerpster]

bathe your cross w/ the blood of the dead unicorn and see what happens

[[MSA]JJohny]

you cover your cross in blood and nothing happens
you also tried shoving a sharp horn up your ass but that wouldnt end very well at all so you dont do that and leave the horn in hand instead

inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn)

[Kuunikal]

I would suggest to cut open the unicorn with its horn and climb in for warmth.

[CaptainDerpster]

cry again

[[MSA]JJohny]

you cut open the unicorn and hide inside
that makes you incredibly sad albeit comfy and warm


inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn)
status:
sad

[L0rdCaLeb]

take control of the unicorn corpse and go after a man whose name is jacques

[[MSA]JJohny]

you take control of the unicorn and think of where to go
the only target you can set in this empty shitty boring world is a tower so you decide to go there to find jacques whoever that is

inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn)
status:
sad

[Individualizer]

go to the tower also cheer up the dead unicorn would have wanted this

[[MSA]JJohny]

you cheer up but soon enough dont because the tower entrance is blocked by some kind of a forcefield that you have no way of getting through
instead you gotta wait for it to disappear and can do other shit in the meantime


inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn)
status:
steering a unicorn

[Zekamalikyd]

stick the unicorn up your ass

[[MSA]JJohny]

well that would be pretty hard to do especially since youre in the unicorn right no--ahhh a portal suddenly appears and sucks you in!!!


inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn)
status:
steering a unicorn

[CaptainDerpster]

hold up your bloody cross while crying and saying Gucci Gang repeatedly

[[MSA]JJohny]

sorry fellas im too busy to update