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Pedroh · Unread post by **Pedroh** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:03 am

2031 pedroh is president

Zekamalikyd · Unread post by **Zekamalikyd** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:19 am

2032

pedroh is assassinated in his first public appearence by an anarchic dolphin that proceeds to rape him

[RUS] Vlad01 · Unread post by **[RUS] Vlad01** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:19 pm

2033
Russia reking everyone again – the world is communist now.
Half-Life 4 was founded, it was low-rated in the world and become the worst game ever. Gabe Newell killed himself with a gun.
Valve has ceased to exist.
Steam was sold for RUB 1000000000.
The first spoken language in the world is Russian – 60%
The next one is Chinese – 20%
The third is English – 10%
After Ukrainian crisis, the World War III begins

CommieBuffalo · Unread post by **CommieBuffalo** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:24 pm

2033

Gaben takes over the world following the chaos of the riots after pedroh's assassination. The world enters a period of global peace and Gaben rules as such until 2076, when he decides to turn off his now-cyborg body.

EDIT: fukc you vlad posted befo rme u faget

2034 >:c

Zekamalikyd · Unread post by **Zekamalikyd** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:48 pm

i refuse to accept vlad's post as it isn't a continuation of the story but his own russian homosexual fantasy.
(because there are no humans anymore and dolphins are too smart to use a complicated language instead of english)

so i hereby propose that buffalo's post is the one true year of 2033
2034

Gaben's cyborg arm malfunctions, hitting Gaben's head multiple times, leaving him with a several concussions.
Gaben gets another arm and continues delaying the rest of the Half Life series.

[RUS] Vlad01 · Unread post by **[RUS] Vlad01** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:01 pm

fuck YOU zeka did I noticed that Gaben was a human?
and yes dolphins can speak a human language

2036
dolphins forced Gaben to NOT developing half-life 5 becasue it was really horrible

Pedroh · Unread post by **Pedroh** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:06 pm

2037 Pedro is raped back to lyfe and is declared president.

CommieBuffalo · Unread post by **CommieBuffalo** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:20 pm

2038
A coup occurs, overthrowing Pedroh after a horrible rule as a president and bringing Gaben back. Because his rule only lasted from 27 December to 2 January, pedroh's time as president is not officially registered.

Zekamalikyd · Unread post by **Zekamalikyd** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:00 pm

vlad, gaben is turned into a cyborg k so it counts
and wtf no dolphins won't speak human languages that would take 13812048 years of evolution you scrublord

2039

The Red Dolphin party starts trying to take over the world city by city.
The Mustached Dolphin party decides that it's a good idea to ban porn.

CommieBuffalo · Unread post by **CommieBuffalo** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:14 pm

2040
Worldwide riots due to the Mustached Dolphin Party's decision take over major cities.

Atreyu · Unread post by **Atreyu** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:33 pm

Warp · Unread post by **Warp** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:05 pm

2042.

Humans are extinct.

CommieBuffalo · Unread post by **CommieBuffalo** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:24 pm

2043
Aliens come to visit Earth and find the near-completion copy of Fallout 4. They, however, treat it as an actual teaching simulator of how life was shortly before humanity's demise.

Pedroh · Unread post by **Pedroh** » Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:11 pm

SovietMarmalade · Unread post by **SovietMarmalade** » Thu Jun 26, 2014 9:17 am

2046

What the heck happened to this thread, I was only gone for 4 days

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