Ace of Zombies RPG

[[RUS] Vlad01]

Name: gen
Military Rank (irrelevant; contributes to background): general
Age: gen's age
Bio (optional): gen - the face of poland
Team: Dai_Gurren
Weapon: humour

gen spawned and making a cool jokes

[AwesomeGamingz]

BlackJesus is still wandering around until he finds this preacher on a hill he keeps saying "JOIN MORMONISM NOW!" BlackJesus thinks to himself for a while then goes up to the preacher and tells him "can i join my brother!".

[Zekamalikyd]

mormon juses takes black jesus's hand and teaches him everything about mormonism:
you can marry any big booty hoe you want, and you can marry her sister too.
and her cousin.
and her mom if you're into that.
all at the same time.

[AwesomeGamingz]

BlackJesus gets his hand held by the preacher as he teaches him about the ways of Mormonism he is just staring into the wild talking to himself BlackJesus yanks his hand away from the preacher and takes this chance to run away.
After a while of running he see's a man on the horizon who could it be????

[Zekamalikyd]

while black jesus runs away, mormon juses teleports to the horizon

[[RUS] Vlad01]

gen still making jokes

[AwesomeGamingz]

BlackJesus walks up to the guy on the horizon and see's its the same preacher as before. He then runs for his life in the vast desert before stopping to eat his triple cheese burger

[potifi]

Name: thatsjuststupid
Military Rank (irrelevant; contributes to background): hippie since 1921
Age: 8
Bio (optional): He spent his young days in a very dangerous enviroment where he lost his pinkie finger.
Team: Dai_Gurren
Weapon: his other pinkie finger of death

thatsjuststupid goes on an epic journey to find his teammates but he doesnt so he starves and cries in a 1x1 hole. send help.

[Fleischgeruch]

dannyboy, exhausted from exhaustion and hungry from having so much hunger, collapses into the sand under the shadow of a dead dry tree and watches the sun go down. He is once again reminded of his duty to go to bed by a faint ghostly screech, similar to that of a jackass.
The ripped skin has taken its toll on his young body - his spiral power is almost out and he regrets not ever getting any good advice on situations like this from his jackass daddy. He is about to give up and go to bed permanently, but then while shutting his eyes for the last time, he hears a high pitched annoying voice with a strong russian/polish accent from somewhere above, maybe heaven or more likely hell:
'how a chicken cros road?!'
Dannyboy holds his breath to hear the answer and finally rest in peace.
'by usin mouth of somone else!!!!111' finishes the juvenile comedian.
Infuriated beyond description by the stupidity of the joke, dannyboy jumps up, fists up, ready to unleash pure manly fighting spirit onto the moron sitting high up on one of the branches of the tree. He realizes that it is noone other than gen the imposter, the one who pretended to be in their brotherly team. He starts bashing on the tree, telling the asshole to come down and fight like a man.

[Zekamalikyd]

mormon juses wanders around converting every mcdonalds in the desert to mormonism

[gen]

with replenished energies jjohny goes on an adventure once again forgeting about fleisy and the guy doing his second last soup
on his way to somewhere he finds his long lost brother thatsjuststupid in a 1x1 hole ready to help him but he doesnt got spad e :((( what do

[[RUS] Vlad01]

gen made a new cool joke about the chicken and the road, while sitting on the tree. but then he saw a small longhaired yellow-skinned guy, which came to him and told him shut up and have a 1v1 PvP.
"Excuse me, but I think you have insulted me, and I should accept your invite for fighting", - said gen, and came down

[potifi]

thatsjuststpud finds a pen in his pocket that his only brother gave him when he went to war where he never returned :'( then he picks that pen up and while sobbing he digs himself out of the hole but the pen broke during the process.
He happily reunites with his good frend jjohny



rip pen ????-????

[Fleischgeruch]

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The two children walk around the sandy wasteland, eyeing each other carefully, some parts more than others, one bent on total destruction of the other.
Dannyboy, exhausted from hunger and hungry from exhaustion and dehydrated from both, still manages to lift his fists up and remember his Coproreal MSA training. Realizing that he was also given an SMG because he was a true hallpoint pro, he draws it and points it at gen, ready to rip every shred of skin he has.
He's so focused on his target that he doesn't notice the returning moans of the same zombie about 300m away.

[gen]

jjohny tries to give some happines to thatsjuststupid but accidentaly he sits on dead pen turning his blood into ink
then jjohny hears great exchange of arguments and decides to go right now right there
not knowing what will he met there he takes thatsjuststupid on his shoulders brotherly forming tengen jjohny thatsjuststupid gurren and goes in the direction he heard voices from

what he sees is 2 people standing in front of eachother preparing to duel but there is also a zombie about 300m away from them so he decides to attack it instead