If ace of spades was real fan fic
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:20 pm
Spoiler:
Massive Military Failure! - Huffington Post, 2004.
"Millions of Mutilated bodies found under the name GREEN!"
"This was the headline before the downfall of Green.
I was telling my friend Chase(one of my best friends from college)
about a conspiracy theory I had came up to from years of research.
"The civilization that many have asked about and have been arrested.
I researched of a ancient civilization. I hacked the Government's files
and have stolen info from Goverment computers....
I never stopped until... I found some disturbing information. A disturbing video.
This information would change my life forever. It may change your opinion about our
country as a whole." Chase replied "Cmon dude, get to the point you fucking slowpoke."
I ignored him and continued. "I found a png file from government called "map"
"I Found this strange machine in the location C4 on this map I found. It was called
Hallway.py. I never Figured what Py meant" I told my friend.
*The tape is inserted to the VCR player*
*Video starts*
The video began with a overhead view.
A menu appeared; it said "WATCH SPECTATOR MODE."
I pick up the strange remote and hit a black triange. Chase asks me "Why are we watching on a VCR? Thats so 1985!"
I told him to shutup. The video cut to a security camera view, showing a Blue Soldier dressed in a cuboid costume.
The Blue costumed character looked around, and hid behind the wall under the security camera.
We watched the cute figure run until a group of 3 greens came. 1 had a M14, another had a Heckler and Koch Sub-machine gun, the third a
Remington 870. He dodged the sub machine gun, sniped both the Shotgun and Rifle, and snapped off the head of the SMG weilding Green with a spade and t-bagged them.
The security camera appeared in a very low qualty, but still
the video was extremely graphic and he didnt stop until the corspe dissapeared. Even though I was
rewatching it, both me and chase had disgusted looks. Chase puked on me, and I ran to the bathroom and puked myself. I heard Chase
continued to puke. The Video turned to a third person camera. A commentary voice appeared to be narrating the video like a comedy.
The narrator went: So, Have fun WINNING ya fucking NOOBS! He threw a grenade in his own base. As Blue men killed tons of green men,
The base was exploded. In the camera's background, the battlefield was full of green bodies. The only blue bodies were "griefers"
In the old language it means ASSHOLE. Suddenly, a new deuce was hired to kill blues. He somehow killed all the blues that were shooting at him.
I wondered how he did it. Many people swore in a diffrent language, the captions said "HACKS" Which must of been HIDE in the old
language mentioned before. Suddenly one man yelled VOTEKICK! And I saw a man writing the number of people saying Yes!. Then that guy was
teleported to the blue team and kicked to death. Chase had come back now, and was heading
toward the bathroom again, but I told him to sit down. The most controversial part was
next.
When All the Greens were killed, Fireworks went to the air. I heard more strange languages like LOLOLOLOL NOOOB and FAAAAAAAAAAAIL.
Then I realized why these were hidden
the terrorist attack was a fraud. It wasn't a Nuke that killed Green. It was Greece.
Chase suddenly started coughing violently and skin stripped off. I realized it wasn't Chase. It was a Blue!
The blue attacked and now i'm on the HIGH WAY TO HELL
