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Cheezy Jokes
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:28 pm
by Thorean
Yup, not sure if there already is a thread for this, but whatever. Just post some really cheezy jokes, I need some more to tell my friends a million times to annoy the hell out of them.
I have a few here:
Wanna here a joke about a pizza----Never mind it's too cheezy
Knock Knock--Who's there---Daises---Daises Who?----Daises me rollin', dey hatin'
What shoes do ninjas wear?----Sneakers
What time is it when you go to the dentist?----2:30 (Tooth Hurtie)
Re: Cheezy Jokes
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:38 pm
by bullets
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s ok, he woke up.
Re: Cheezy Jokes
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:11 pm
by valkyriiking
Wanna hear a joke about unemployed people - sorry,none of them work
Re: Cheezy Jokes
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:00 pm
by Peanut
bullets wrote:Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
not funny
Re: Cheezy Jokes
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:02 pm
by Thorean
Ohh forgot about this:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Re: Cheezy Jokes
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:22 pm
by CommieBuffalo
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stands for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot. Gettit? Because fractals and shit. haha
haha.
sorry.
-Hey, some other day I met a member of the Royal family in the hospital.
-Really? Who?
-George IV.
Re: Cheezy Jokes
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:32 pm
by Thorean
Two Greens walk into a building, thought one of them would have saw it.
Re: Cheezy Jokes
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:34 pm
by Gunslinger
Thorean wrote:What shoes do ninjas wear?----Sneakers
Now I finally get why
Guy wears sneakers...
Re: Cheezy Jokes
Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:47 am
by ZEB 99
what happens if you stack all the elephants on earth to the moon and back simple they all die
Re: Cheezy Jokes
Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:18 am
by TheFunsizeNinja
What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
WATTAAA
Re: Cheezy Jokes
Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 5:45 am
by bullets
Thorean wrote:Ohh forgot about this:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
How was the not 'Because 7 8 9 (seven ate nine)'...
Peanut wrote:bullets wrote:Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
not funny
Saw that coming :P
More jokes:
Did you hear about the hungry clock? He went back four seconds.
Why was dracula so hard to handle? Because he was a pain in the neck.
What happened when the wheel was invented? It caused a revolution...
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
All that was left was de brie.
What do you call a man in a hole? Doug
What do you call a man without a hole? Douglass.
The cannibal was late to lunch, so he was given the cold shoulder.
Re: Cheezy Jokes
Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:02 pm
by Thorean
bullets wrote:Thorean wrote:Ohh forgot about this:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
How was the not 'Because 7 8 9 (seven ate nine)'...
Because everyone knows that, so different answer makes it even better.
What do you call a cow with no legs? -- Ground beef.