Yup, not sure if there already is a thread for this, but whatever. Just post some really cheezy jokes, I need some more to tell my friends a million times to annoy the hell out of them.
I have a few here:
Wanna here a joke about a pizza----Never mind it's too cheezy
Knock Knock--Who's there---Daises---Daises Who?----Daises me rollin', dey hatin'
What shoes do ninjas wear?----Sneakers
What time is it when you go to the dentist?----2:30 (Tooth Hurtie)
Cheezy Jokes
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Thorean
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When life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
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bullets
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Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s ok, he woke up.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s ok, he woke up.
[IGN:] Kitten, or another random cat alias.
Master of the sinister arts.
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valkyriiking
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Wanna hear a joke about unemployed people - sorry,none of them work
Stealin' dem nuts cuz I'm a AcornTerrorist!
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Peanut
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bullets wrote:Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.not funny
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Thorean
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Ohh forgot about this:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Spoiler:
When life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
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CommieBuffalo
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What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stands for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot. Gettit? Because fractals and shit. haha
haha.
sorry.
-Hey, some other day I met a member of the Royal family in the hospital.
-Really? Who?
-George IV.
Benoît B. Mandelbrot. Gettit? Because fractals and shit. haha
haha.
sorry.
-Hey, some other day I met a member of the Royal family in the hospital.
-Really? Who?
-George IV.
why are you even reading this
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Thorean
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Two Greens walk into a building, thought one of them would have saw it. 
When life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
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Gunslinger
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Thorean wrote:What shoes do ninjas wear?----SneakersNow I finally get why Guy wears sneakers...
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ZEB 99
Post Demon
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what happens if you stack all the elephants on earth to the moon and back simple they all die
Holy fuck why are we still alive
/K/
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TheFunsizeNinja
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What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
WATTAAA
WATTAAA
CHEEKI BREEKI COMRADES
Your sig is more than 6 spaces? Shame on you.
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bullets
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Thorean wrote:Ohh forgot about this:How was the not 'Because 7 8 9 (seven ate nine)'...
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Spoiler:
Peanut wrote:Saw that coming :Pbullets wrote:Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.not funny
More jokes:
Did you hear about the hungry clock? He went back four seconds.
Why was dracula so hard to handle? Because he was a pain in the neck.
What happened when the wheel was invented? It caused a revolution...
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
All that was left was de brie.
What do you call a man in a hole? Doug
What do you call a man without a hole? Douglass.
The cannibal was late to lunch, so he was given the cold shoulder.
[IGN:] Kitten, or another random cat alias.
Master of the sinister arts.
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Thorean
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bullets wrote:Because everyone knows that, so different answer makes it even better.Thorean wrote:Ohh forgot about this:How was the not 'Because 7 8 9 (seven ate nine)'...
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Spoiler:
What do you call a cow with no legs? -- Ground beef.
When life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
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