American girls
Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:38 am
Most American girls are fat, slutty feminists who dress like slobs. Men should boycott them to start putting them in their place and to encourage them to improve.
Here are some ways to insult American girls:
1. If she is fat, say:
“Are you pregnant?”
OR
“Are you sure you should be eating that?”
OR
"Have you looked in the mirror recently?"
2. When you are near a fat chick, use your mobile phone by pretending that you are talking to a friend and complain loudly about how disgusting fatties are.
3. If she has a tattoo, make a disgusted face, and say:
“Is that a bug or dirt on your skin?”
OR
“I thought tattoos were only for bikers, criminals, or whores.”
OR
“Girls who get tattoos because everyone else has one are like lemmings. Would you jump off a bridge because everybody else did?”
OR
“I hear that there are laser tattoo removal clinics. You should go to one.”
OR
“I thought you looked pretty hot until I saw that tattoo.”
OR
"That tattoo will look really good when you are 70."
4. If she smokes, say:
“Gross! Smoking is such a turn-off. Lung cancer is not sexy.”
5. If she wears flip-flops, say:
“Wow, girls in other countries like Russia and Brazil care about their appearance and dress like women.”
6. If she has short hair, say:
“Excuse me, are you a man?”
Here are some ways to insult American girls:
1. If she is fat, say:
“Are you pregnant?”
OR
“Are you sure you should be eating that?”
OR
"Have you looked in the mirror recently?"
2. When you are near a fat chick, use your mobile phone by pretending that you are talking to a friend and complain loudly about how disgusting fatties are.
3. If she has a tattoo, make a disgusted face, and say:
“Is that a bug or dirt on your skin?”
OR
“I thought tattoos were only for bikers, criminals, or whores.”
OR
“Girls who get tattoos because everyone else has one are like lemmings. Would you jump off a bridge because everybody else did?”
OR
“I hear that there are laser tattoo removal clinics. You should go to one.”
OR
“I thought you looked pretty hot until I saw that tattoo.”
OR
"That tattoo will look really good when you are 70."
4. If she smokes, say:
“Gross! Smoking is such a turn-off. Lung cancer is not sexy.”
5. If she wears flip-flops, say:
“Wow, girls in other countries like Russia and Brazil care about their appearance and dress like women.”
6. If she has short hair, say:
“Excuse me, are you a man?”