how to piss off at least 1 person on any site

[ZEB 99]

say im American and someone will get pissed
were not all idiots our idiots are just really loud

[learn_more]

say im American and someone will get pissed
were not all idiots our idiots are just really loud

*we are

[tungdil]

say im American and someone will get pissed
were not all idiots our idiots are just really loud

But you are ... really ... loud ._..

[Spring]

I don't find this to be the case.

However, I'm not the biggest fan of when a large portion of a user's posts are rife with heavy bias, asinine and baseless statements, sweeping generalizations, and extremely basic grammar and spelling mistakes.

[Battlefire]

say im American and someone will get pissed
were not all idiots our idiots are just really loud

I always see this happen.

[ThisFrickinSite]

Was there a point to this thread?

[Fleischgeruch]

Or you can just be yourself, zeb. That has an even higher chance of success.

[danhezee]

It is the individual's personality not the region of the world they are from they tend to aggravate other users.

[Conduit]

Or you can just be yourself, zeb. That has an even higher chance of success.

+1

[ReubenMcHawk]

Nah, just being a dumbass will just about cover it, though those people tend to act like they were "trolling" the whole time when people tell them to fuck off.

[VladVP]

How to piss people off on the internet:

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

^Just use that copypasta^
People will implode in rage.

[CommieBuffalo]

*explodes*
*pieces stop in mid-air*
*pieces come back together and implode*
*concentrated matter becomes a new Big Bang*

[[RUS] Vlad01]

How to piss people off on the internet:

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

^Just use that copypasta^
People will implode in rage.

It's called "ha loook i can rape your mom and you cant so you must listen me u fegit"

[ZEB 99]

if you dissagree with someones political views on the internet your "autistic" or "retarted"
(no ones said that here really)

[Fleischgeruch]

How to piss people off on the internet:

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

^Just use that copypasta^
People will implode in rage.

I honestly don't know who would be mad after reading that since everyone knows this text. Instead they would most likely laugh at your stupidity since you think this would make someone mad.