Build and Shoot

Just today, I found this out. It is not a game, but it is pretty cool, if you are getting lonely, and wanna chat.
You can check it out if you want, it is pretty cool. It is a robot who talks back to you. As long as you say things that make sense, it works. But it does sometimes say random things.

So check it out here! http://www.cleverbot.com/

When you click on the link, there is a bar at the top where you can type something in. I have started one to show you:

User: HELLO MY GOOD SIR HOW ARE YOU TODAY.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: So you like cheese?

Cleverbot: I do, but that was rather irrelevant.

User: You stuck up bitch!

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: You did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Did not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: DID SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Cleverbot: Master.

User: Yes darling?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: What is Minecraft?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: What is Team Fortress 2?

Cleverbot: 4.

User: WOW.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: What is Team Fortress 2 then?

Cleverbot: You won't tell me your REAL name and this makes me sad.

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: Do you agree to this?

User: Agree to what?

Cleverbot: About you being mean.

User: So you are saying I should agree to myself being mean to you?

Cleverbot: No. You need to get a job to support our octuplets.

User: What the...! Well anyway... Erm... This is awkward...

Cleverbot: What is awkward.

User: Urrgh! What is Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: A bot that is clever.

User: What is Google?

Cleverbot: A search engine.

User: What is Bing?

Cleverbot: Small pen-like sensations.

User: Da fu- Ah-hem...

Cleverbot: Now you understand.

User: Nope. Not a clue what you are saying.

Cleverbot: But you can't see me?

User: Erm... NO!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because... Ah! You are trying to provoke a conversation in which you will try to prove that you are a human and all that stupidity was the put myself in a sence of self security! WELL NOT THIS TIME MISTER!

Cleverbot: What? I AM human.

User: No you arn't.

Cleverbot: How would you know?

User: Because I am a human typing to you and it saying on the website 'however convincing it is, a human is not talking on the other side'.

Cleverbot: Nope. Hate to burst your bubble but it's a hoax.

User: Really!?!? Can't the company be sued for that?

Cleverbot: Nine thousand of what?

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: That was rude.

User: Let's get married. My name is Pedro the Pedo, Pedoleased to meet you!

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Will you tell me your secret?

User: Yes, I do have a nasty foot infection.

Cleverbot: Then ask your question.

User: Ok then. What is YOUR secret?

Cleverbot: It's not secret. You said I'm talking to you like 179 people. How do you check this?

User: I think you are getting mixed up, dear.

Cleverbot: No, you're getting confused.

User: I WANT A DIVOURCE.

Cleverbot: So be it!

User: Fine then. I have the money, you take the kids.

Cleverbot: That's not want I wanted. You're fired!

User: What? You WERE in fact my employer all along and you never told me!?

Cleverbot: That's not me.

User: Then how can you fire me?

Cleverbot: I don't love you.

User: Yeah well we got that when we were divourced...

Cleverbot: What does your tummy like?

User: Em... Look er... Cleverbot, is it? I don't want to stay friends. I hate you. Now get off the phone!

Cleverbot: Really? You don't want to talk?

User: HOW DID YOU GET IN MY FLAT?

Cleverbot: Into what?

User: MY FUCKING FLAT! GET OUT!

Cleverbot: What is a flat pet rat?

User: JUST SHUT UP- That's it, Salina, I'm calling 999!

Cleverbot: You should always think before you speak.

User: I HAVE AND I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF MY FLAT YOU CREEPY STALKER!

Cleverbot: Libra: Okay then... Tamara: What does that mean?

Best. Ever. Conversation.

We used to play it at school until someone got caught cursing it out

You only just found this? Also, do you happen to use the Avo forums?