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CommieBuffalo
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Unread post by CommieBuffalo » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:39 am
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http://www.opticsplanet.com/zero-zombie-kit.html
Holy fuck. This.
All of this.
Everything in it, ALL OF IT. I don't know if I should cry because it is so awesome or because it shows there are people with such a paranoid level of preparedness.
But HOLY SHIT look at all the stuff in it. Heck, it even has a zombie-killing MUG, this is just insane. Irony is, it doesn't actually has any guns.
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Unread post by Ninja_pig_pro » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:43 am
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Om nom nom Buy guns bitch nom nom
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Unread post by Gunslinger » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:59 am
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CommieBuffalo wrote:
http://www.opticsplanet.com/zero-zombie-kit.html
Holy fuck. This.
All of this.
Everything in it, ALL OF IT. I don't know if I should cry because it is so awesome or because it shows there are people with such a paranoid level of preparedness.
But HOLY SHIT look at all the stuff in it. Heck, it even has a zombie-killing MUG, this is just insane. Irony is, it doesn't actually has any guns.
Who needs a gun when you could go around smashing zombies and drinking your favorite flavored liquid at the same time?
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Unread post by Webster » Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:26 am
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It's uh...... 24K...
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Unread post by CommieBuffalo » Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:29 am
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Webster wrote:
It's uh...... 24K...
That just adds to the "Holy shit" factor, IMO. If you are able to spend half a year's salary in such a thing, the only reasonable reaction any human being will have is "holy shit".
Gunslinger wrote:

Who needs a gun when you could go around smashing zombies and drinking your favorite flavored liquid at the same time?
Well that makes sense.
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Unread post by valkyriiking » Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:03 am
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You only need if you had a group of 3 or more. it gives you like 3 vests but enough attachments for like 5 guns. Only people who have an ideal base set up would really buy this
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Unread post by SIMOX » Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:38 am
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Seems like someone played too much DayZ.
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Unread post by TB_ » Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:45 am
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It's hard to tell what his motives are. Is it really people who are both rich and stupid enough to buy this? Or maybe it's just for really eccentric people. Oh well.
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Unread post by Priok » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:59 pm
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yeah, it is made for really rich and stupid people who are planning for a zombie apocalypse that will never happen, but they have to buy all of the books and trinkets that come out for it
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Unread post by Gunslinger » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:22 pm
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It seems like you guys are mocking him for being part of the 1%. If the tacozombei apocalypse ever does happen, he'll probably be the only one that survives.
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Unread post by valkyriiking » Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:00 pm
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Not with that setup. Even if he/she lived in an isolated community he ain't gonna have much because he lacks one thing filters, food supply and survivors that are trustworthy
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Unread post by Sponge » Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:23 pm
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valkyriiking wrote:
Not with that setup. Even if he/she lived in an isolated community he ain't gonna have much because he lacks one thing filters, food supply and survivors that are trustworthy
The funny part is it was a joke.
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Unread post by USABxBOOYO » Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:57 am
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Sponge wrote:
valkyriiking wrote:
Not with that setup. Even if he/she lived in an isolated community he ain't gonna have much because he lacks one thing filters, food supply and survivors that are trustworthy
The funny part is it was a joke.
Oh, I guess I should cancel my order, then :/
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Unread post by DrDeuce » Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:38 am
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Sponge wrote:
valkyriiking wrote:
Not with that setup. Even if he/she lived in an isolated community he ain't gonna have much because he lacks one thing filters, food supply and survivors that are trustworthy
The funny part is it was a joke.
Get rid of that signature it's... cheesy :P
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Unread post by Sponge » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:59 pm
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DrDeuce wrote:
Sponge wrote:
valkyriiking wrote:
Not with that setup. Even if he/she lived in an isolated community he ain't gonna have much because he lacks one thing filters, food supply and survivors that are trustworthy
The funny part is it was a joke.
Get rid of that signature it's... cheesy :P
But it defines me! Yeah but you're right I need a new one :P
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