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Oh my God, I... I have no words to describe this.
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:39 am
by CommieBuffalo
http://www.opticsplanet.com/zero-zombie-kit.html
Holy fuck. This.
All of this.
Everything in it, ALL OF IT. I don't know if I should cry because it is so awesome or because it shows there are people with such a paranoid level of preparedness.
But HOLY SHIT look at all the stuff in it. Heck, it even has a zombie-killing MUG, this is just insane. Irony is, it doesn't actually has any guns.
Re: Oh my God, I... I have no words to describe this.
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:43 am
by Ninja_pig_pro
Om nom nom Buy guns bitch nom nom
Re: Oh my God, I... I have no words to describe this.
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:59 am
by Gunslinger
CommieBuffalo wrote:http://www.opticsplanet.com/zero-zombie-kit.html
Holy fuck. This.
All of this.
Everything in it, ALL OF IT. I don't know if I should cry because it is so awesome or because it shows there are people with such a paranoid level of preparedness.
But HOLY SHIT look at all the stuff in it. Heck, it even has a zombie-killing MUG, this is just insane. Irony is, it doesn't actually has any guns.
Who needs a gun when you could go around smashing zombies
and drinking your favorite flavored liquid at the same time?
Re: Oh my God, I... I have no words to describe this.
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:26 am
by Webster
It's uh...... 24K...
Re: Oh my God, I... I have no words to describe this.
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:29 am
by CommieBuffalo
Webster wrote:It's uh...... 24K...
That just adds to the "Holy shit" factor, IMO. If you are able to spend half a year's salary in such a thing, the only reasonable reaction any human being will have is "holy shit".
Gunslinger wrote:
Who needs a gun when you could go around smashing zombies and drinking your favorite flavored liquid at the same time?
Well that makes sense.
Re: Oh my God, I... I have no words to describe this.
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:03 am
by valkyriiking
You only need if you had a group of 3 or more. it gives you like 3 vests but enough attachments for like 5 guns. Only people who have an ideal base set up would really buy this
Re: Oh my God, I... I have no words to describe this.
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:38 am
by SIMOX
Seems like someone played too much DayZ.
Re: Oh my God, I... I have no words to describe this.
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:45 am
by TB_
It's hard to tell what his motives are. Is it really people who are both rich and stupid enough to buy this? Or maybe it's just for really eccentric people. Oh well.
Re: Oh my God, I... I have no words to describe this.
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:59 pm
by Priok
yeah, it is made for really rich and stupid people who are planning for a zombie apocalypse that will never happen, but they have to buy all of the books and trinkets that come out for it
Re: Oh my God, I... I have no words to describe this.
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:22 pm
by Gunslinger
It seems like you guys are mocking him for being part of the 1%. If the tacozombei apocalypse ever does happen, he'll probably be the only one that survives.
Re: Oh my God, I... I have no words to describe this.
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:00 pm
by valkyriiking
Not with that setup. Even if he/she lived in an isolated community he ain't gonna have much because he lacks one thing filters, food supply and survivors that are trustworthy
Re: Oh my God, I... I have no words to describe this.
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:23 pm
by Sponge
valkyriiking wrote:Not with that setup. Even if he/she lived in an isolated community he ain't gonna have much because he lacks one thing filters, food supply and survivors that are trustworthy
The funny part is it was a joke.
Re: Oh my God, I... I have no words to describe this.
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:57 am
by USABxBOOYO
Sponge wrote:valkyriiking wrote:Not with that setup. Even if he/she lived in an isolated community he ain't gonna have much because he lacks one thing filters, food supply and survivors that are trustworthy
The funny part is it was a joke.
Oh, I guess I should cancel my order, then :/
Re: Oh my God, I... I have no words to describe this.
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:38 am
by DrDeuce
Sponge wrote:valkyriiking wrote:Not with that setup. Even if he/she lived in an isolated community he ain't gonna have much because he lacks one thing filters, food supply and survivors that are trustworthy
The funny part is it was a joke.
Get rid of that signature it's... cheesy :P
Re: Oh my God, I... I have no words to describe this.
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:59 pm
by Sponge
DrDeuce wrote:Sponge wrote:valkyriiking wrote:Not with that setup. Even if he/she lived in an isolated community he ain't gonna have much because he lacks one thing filters, food supply and survivors that are trustworthy
The funny part is it was a joke.
Get rid of that signature it's... cheesy :P
But it defines me! Yeah but you're right I need a new one :P