Build and Shoot

Im bored and since I noticed on the music thread a lot of people liston to rap, why don't we have rap battles or at least write our own rap?
if you do partake in a battle or write your own shit put a youtube link of a beat please

Our wonderful community has been making poetry for some time now. You can see some examples below:
http://pastebin.com/MTcU5XHv
http://pastebin.com/E0X5iejv
(these are actual copy pastes, all the unnecessary lines were made by their authors)
I'm not sure if you can rap these out but go on ahead.