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quotes thread

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:20 am
by ZEB 99
list quotes, hilarious or just your favorite, here
my favorite
my grandma dropping something on her toe wrote:
SHIT FIRE AND SAVE MATCHES
Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be
purchased at the price of chains and slavery?
Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what
course others may take; but as for me, give
me liberty or give me death!
-Patrick Henry

Even though large tracts of Europe and
many old and famous States have fallen or
may fall into the grip of the Gestapo and
all the odious apparatus of Nazi rule, we
shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to
the end. We shall fight in France, we
shall fight on the seas and oceans, we
shall fight with growing confidence and
growing strength in the air, we shall
defend our island, whatever the cost
may be. We shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the
streets, we shall fight in the hills; we
shall never surrender, and if, which I do
not for a moment believe, this island or a
large part of it were subjugated and
starving, then our Empire beyond the seas,
armed and guarded by the British Fleet,
would carry on the struggle, until, in
God's good time, the New World, with all
its power and might, steps forth to the
rescue and the liberation of the old
-winston churchill

just because you are a atheist doesn't mean you are automatically smarter than anyone who may even believe in god, same for religion too, what makes you smart is what you are willing to learn

Re: quotes thread

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:35 am
by Pedroh
said no one ever wrote:
I like you zeb

Re: quotes thread

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:57 am
by CommieBuffalo
"Stupidity, in Brazil, has a glorious past and a promising future" -Roberto Campos, a Brazilian senator.
"We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born. The potential people who could have been here in my place but who will in fact never see the light of day outnumber the sand grains of the Sahara.[...] In the teeth of these stupifying odds, it is you and I, in our ordinariness, that are here." -Richard Dawkins, in one of his books, likely my favorite quote out there.
also, check my signature

Re: quotes thread

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:10 am
by 1Shot1Kill
Unknown wrote:
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.

Re: quotes thread

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:15 am
by Arkger
Dronkey wrote:
Fuck me with a gay raccoon!
Dinko2014 wrote:
If you kill me in a DREAM you better wake up and apologize!

Re: quotes thread

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:37 am
by Nikhao
Nikhao wrote:
I blow it all in like 2 seconds

Re: quotes thread

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:46 am
by Fleischgeruch
My sig's pastebins are full of amazing quote material.

Re: quotes thread

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:26 am
by Teeth
Fleischgeruch wrote:
My sig's pastebins are full of amazing quote material.
I must admit it's a pretty good read.

Re: quotes thread

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 11:02 pm
by PugnaOculus
[quote=Clarence Darrow]I have suffered from being misunderstood, but I would have suffered a hell of a lot more if I had been understood.[/quote]

I have too many Clarence Darrow quotes to share...

Re: quotes thread

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 11:19 pm
by Henper
^ fail you need to put " on end of each side of the name
Shakespeare wrote:
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool"

Re: quotes thread

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:54 am
by CommieBuffalo
]HeLL[Hellfire wrote:
^ fail you need to put " on end of each side of the name
Shakespeare wrote:
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool"
that actually goes waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back, much older than Shakespeare.

Re: quotes thread

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 5:47 am
by Ballistic
John F. Kennedy wrote:
A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on.
John F. Kennedy wrote:
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
Probably my favorite quotes of all time...

Re: quotes thread

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 7:43 am
by Demo123
HK-47 wrote:
Cheating seems to be a relevant term only when one is caught in the act. Otherwise it is viewed as intelligence, no?
Kain R. Heinlein wrote:
Effort without results is just self-satisfying bunk.

Re: quotes thread

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 8:42 am
by CaptainDerpster
Francis Magalona wrote:
"You can't talk peace and have a gun."
Eminem wrote:
"Don't count on the number of friends you have, but the number of friends you can count on."

Re: quotes thread

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 10:51 am
by Zekamalikyd
Katsumoto (Ken Watanabe, Last Samurai) wrote:
The perfect blossom is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life.