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Captain_Pi
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taken from IRC:
Someone who is gay
When Conduit is,
The person to say so.
And who is the person who says
Whatever he wills.
The person who may do
As he pleases.
The person who relishes
The joys of life is valued.
For whoever has enjoyed
His existence, is golden.
He is a person of respect.
When I say to all,
Admire that person
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Captain_Pi wrote:
taken from IRC:
Someone who is gay
When Conduit is,
The person to say so.
And who is the person who says
Whatever he wills.
The person who may do
As he pleases.
The person who relishes
The joys of life is valued.
For whoever has enjoyed
His existence, is golden.
He is a person of respect.
When I say to all,
Admire that person
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO xP
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It's beautiful.
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Pffff my goat poem was much more beautifullester.
Spoiler:
I wish i was a goat

I wish i was a goat,
how mighty and strong,
however god please make a note,
i should have a huge dong.

I would travel pastures long and far,
my fellow herd i would lead,
dropping little balls of joy that are,
a treat for dung beetles to feed.

Lovingly between my lips,
soft green grass i would caress,
Like a virgins first kiss,
relieving all my stress.

Oh how my sex life would be a win,
gender doesn't even matter In mind.
Whether its jack or jaqueline,
just mount it from behind.

Sometimes it would just happen,
that a horny man would come by,
tired of bitchy fussy women,
goat-lovers till we die.

Sometimes an evil whore,
would capture my friend to eat,
i ask you o son of carnivore,
why don't you eat that fucking wheat.

I would be an animal of peace,
ending calamity and war,
for this i wouldn't even demand a fees,
just bang every single one in LINESPQR.

With this i would like to end my words ,
live happily and dream of herds,
to goats i follow and goats i bow,
i will be going off to fap to goattube now.
-Fawad
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Fawad wrote:
Pffff my goat poem was much more beautifullester.
Spoiler:
I wish i was a goat

I wish i was a goat,
how mighty and strong,
however god please make a note,
i should have a huge dong.

I would travel pastures long and far,
my fellow herd i would lead,
dropping little balls of joy that are,
a treat for dung beetles to feed.

Lovingly between my lips,
soft green grass i would caress,
Like a virgins first kiss,
relieving all my stress.

Oh how my sex life would be a win,
gender doesn't even matter In mind.
Whether its jack or jaqueline,
just mount it from behind.

Sometimes it would just happen,
that a horny man would come by,
tired of bitchy fussy women,
goat-lovers till we die.

Sometimes an evil whore,
would capture my friend to eat,
i ask you o son of carnivore,
why don't you eat that fucking wheat.

I would be an animal of peace,
ending calamity and war,
for this i wouldn't even demand a fees,
just bang every single one in LINESPQR.

With this i would like to end my words ,
live happily and dream of herds,
to goats i follow and goats i bow,
i will be going off to fap to goattube now.
-Fawad
yes, I guess it is. :)
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fawad best poet 2014
Captain_Pi
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read from bottom to top this time.
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Fawad wrote:
Pffff my goat poem was much more beautifullester.
Spoiler:
I wish i was a goat

I wish i was a goat,
how mighty and strong,
however god please make a note,
i should have a huge dong.

I would travel pastures long and far,
my fellow herd i would lead,
dropping little balls of joy that are,
a treat for dung beetles to feed.

Lovingly between my lips,
soft green grass i would caress,
Like a virgins first kiss,
relieving all my stress.

Oh how my sex life would be a win,
gender doesn't even matter In mind.
Whether its jack or jaqueline,
just mount it from behind.

Sometimes it would just happen,
that a horny man would come by,
tired of bitchy fussy women,
goat-lovers till we die.

Sometimes an evil whore,
would capture my friend to eat,
i ask you o son of carnivore,
why don't you eat that fucking wheat.

I would be an animal of peace,
ending calamity and war,
for this i wouldn't even demand a fees,
just bang every single one in LINESPQR.

With this i would like to end my words ,
live happily and dream of herds,
to goats i follow and goats i bow,
i will be going off to fap to goattube now.
-Fawad
This made me smile.
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I ever made a better poem
*khm-khm*
Spoiler:
I fucked your mom
In her anus
And then I came in
In her anus
Too.
I'm a good poet, aren't me?
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No, no you're not.
Fawad master poet.
[RUS] Vlad01
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But why?
I thought this poem was funny and cool.
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Captain_Pi wrote:
read from bottom to top this time.
gj, just noticed that Green_Happy3
Vlad01 wrote:
But why?
I thought this poem was funny and cool.
for 10 y/o, yes
otherwise, no
[RUS] Vlad01
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You double-posted the same shit.
And yeah, you just cannot into art
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I prefer prose:
Spoiler:
I desire to be in possession of a vulva, so that I can lick it, masturbate it and copulate it. Thy mind will ween just that; as it will produce a silent expression of awe, bewilderment and disarray.
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kmaj wrote:
VladVP wrote:
I prefer prose:
Spoiler:
I desire to be in possession of a vulva, so that I can lick it, masturbate it and copulate it. Thy mind will ween just that; as it will produce a silent expression of awe, bewilderment and disarray.
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Implying poets don't have to rely on dictionaries occasionally.
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